🦇💜⚡️Sasha Sucks⚡️💜🦇
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whew jesus has a huge ad budget
February 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
whew jesus has a huge ad budget
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More relevant than ever
February 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
More relevant than ever
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If they want my trans brothers and sisters, then they’re gonna have to go through me first.
February 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If they want my trans brothers and sisters, then they’re gonna have to go through me first.
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they are stealing data from the american people and depriving us of the transparency that we are entitled to by law. none of this is legal and not a single federal employee has any reason to comply.
February 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
they are stealing data from the american people and depriving us of the transparency that we are entitled to by law. none of this is legal and not a single federal employee has any reason to comply.
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Are you still getting notices today that your work or research supported by federal funds has been put on hold?
emily.badger@nytimes.com
emily.badger@nytimes.com
January 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Are you still getting notices today that your work or research supported by federal funds has been put on hold?
emily.badger@nytimes.com
emily.badger@nytimes.com
Maybe if I wake tomorrow and find I am filled with VIGOR, I will be able to journey to Costco!!!!!!
January 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Maybe if I wake tomorrow and find I am filled with VIGOR, I will be able to journey to Costco!!!!!!
I need a trip to Costco for their Big Jar of Whole Peaches like right fucking now
January 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I need a trip to Costco for their Big Jar of Whole Peaches like right fucking now
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
Tell your local indie band that their sound is very Panic! At The Disco
January 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Tell your local indie band that their sound is very Panic! At The Disco
God that felt naggy
January 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
God that felt naggy
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i fear the youth doesn’t even know how to download an mp3 off youtube anymore
January 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i fear the youth doesn’t even know how to download an mp3 off youtube anymore
How did I wind up in hustle culture who the fuck has 3 jobs and like 3 hobbies they’re trying to make a career out of
January 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How did I wind up in hustle culture who the fuck has 3 jobs and like 3 hobbies they’re trying to make a career out of
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There aren’t too many things in life as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.
January 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There aren’t too many things in life as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.
I hate to go all “you’re not American” but from the bottom of my heart, you’re not an American so you really, really don’t have a say on this, especially now when so many LGBTQ+ Americans are and will be facing gun violence at increasingly higher rates 🫶🏻
A person with a gun is the one most likely to get shot. Not carrying is safer.
January 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I hate to go all “you’re not American” but from the bottom of my heart, you’re not an American so you really, really don’t have a say on this, especially now when so many LGBTQ+ Americans are and will be facing gun violence at increasingly higher rates 🫶🏻
Actually I think it doesn’t matter what it was, because the people who wanted that call to action just got it?
January 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Actually I think it doesn’t matter what it was, because the people who wanted that call to action just got it?
If you guys were intelligent like me you’d understand why Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bat is empirically the #1 FOB song
January 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If you guys were intelligent like me you’d understand why Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bat is empirically the #1 FOB song
Where am I going to find my F1 thirst edits anymore no other apps have the juice
January 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Where am I going to find my F1 thirst edits anymore no other apps have the juice
IT’S 9:30 IT’S NOT SUNDAY WHAT IS GOING ON ARE YOU KIDDING ME IT’S NOT SUNDAY IT’S NOT SUNDAY IT’S NOT SUNDAY
January 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
IT’S 9:30 IT’S NOT SUNDAY WHAT IS GOING ON ARE YOU KIDDING ME IT’S NOT SUNDAY IT’S NOT SUNDAY IT’S NOT SUNDAY
Not being able to run to my girlies on the clock app to hear what the gays are saying about their app getting shut down…. This is so
January 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Not being able to run to my girlies on the clock app to hear what the gays are saying about their app getting shut down…. This is so
Individuality is a parasite of authenticity
January 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Individuality is a parasite of authenticity
Bought Loops ear plugs for my sister’s Christmas present only to be woken up in the middle of the night remembering she’s fucking deaf in one ear oh my god
December 24, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Bought Loops ear plugs for my sister’s Christmas present only to be woken up in the middle of the night remembering she’s fucking deaf in one ear oh my god
Left an open Red Bull in the office on Tuesday, what are the chances my coworker noticed and will notice me drinking it tomorrow
December 19, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Left an open Red Bull in the office on Tuesday, what are the chances my coworker noticed and will notice me drinking it tomorrow
Blorge Russell more like
December 19, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Blorge Russell more like