Sour Kraut
@sourkraut.bsky.social
Cranky old man. Miniatures, tabletop games, sci-fi jokes, cheap booze, and plastic robots. Also some birb. Analog nerd. ADHD squirrel brain. The kraut that puts out.
Pinned
Sour Kraut
@sourkraut.bsky.social
· Dec 18
Inside me is a wolf. And all he wants to do is put on grandma's nightgown and crawl into bed.
Cleaned these two off and ready to start over.
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Cleaned these two off and ready to start over.
All work and no booze makes Kraut something something.
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
All work and no booze makes Kraut something something.
Is it booze o'clock yet?
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Is it booze o'clock yet?
Remember how the test monkeys for the brain implant chips went crazy and clawed out their own eyeballs? That's how I feel every day.
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Remember how the test monkeys for the brain implant chips went crazy and clawed out their own eyeballs? That's how I feel every day.
Is the fucker dead yet?
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Is the fucker dead yet?
Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it.
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it.
It is 2025. I ask "Is the fucker dead yet?" and nobody has to ask who I'm referring to.
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It is 2025. I ask "Is the fucker dead yet?" and nobody has to ask who I'm referring to.
Is the fucker dead yet?
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Is the fucker dead yet?
One site goes tits-up and half the internet is down. The enshittification is complete.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
One site goes tits-up and half the internet is down. The enshittification is complete.
The only difference between a religion and a cult is a few hundred years.
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The only difference between a religion and a cult is a few hundred years.
Remember, your only value is in the revenue you produce for your corporate overlords. If you aren't working yourself to death for a few more scraps of bread, are you truly participating in society?
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Remember, your only value is in the revenue you produce for your corporate overlords. If you aren't working yourself to death for a few more scraps of bread, are you truly participating in society?
It is morning. Do what is necessary.
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
It is morning. Do what is necessary.
If only time travel was real, I know where I would go.
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If only time travel was real, I know where I would go.
MY BRAIN'S FILLED WITH BEES
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
MY BRAIN'S FILLED WITH BEES
But are your intrusive thoughts really intrusive enough?
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
But are your intrusive thoughts really intrusive enough?
He's just so stupid. So breathtakingly, profoundly, deeply stupid.
I don't even have to mention his name.
I don't even have to mention his name.
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
He's just so stupid. So breathtakingly, profoundly, deeply stupid.
I don't even have to mention his name.
I don't even have to mention his name.
It's Monday and I have to pretend to be a functioning human being.
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
It's Monday and I have to pretend to be a functioning human being.
Is the fucker dead yet?
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Is the fucker dead yet?
Reposted by Sour Kraut
Is the fucker dead yet?
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Is the fucker dead yet?
Pardon me while I drill a hole in my own head.
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Pardon me while I drill a hole in my own head.
Jesus takes the wheel, but Satan has the car keys!
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Jesus takes the wheel, but Satan has the car keys!
Is the fucker dead yet?
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Is the fucker dead yet?