Dontbeanazi
@sourdoughrrmc.bsky.social
NBAThreads resident Jazz fan. (Trust me, I only LOOK like a MAGA POS.) Would DIE for Archie and the Utah Mammoth 🦣
Ant TALKS like he's that guy. He LOOKS like he's that guy. But he's not that guy, pal.
May 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ant TALKS like he's that guy. He LOOKS like he's that guy. But he's not that guy, pal.
Rudy Gobert conference finals appearances- 2.
Donovan Mitchell conference finals appearances- 0.
Donovan Mitchell conference finals appearances- 0.
May 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Rudy Gobert conference finals appearances- 2.
Donovan Mitchell conference finals appearances- 0.
Donovan Mitchell conference finals appearances- 0.
The Nuggets would have a dynasty if not for MAGA Porter jr.
May 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The Nuggets would have a dynasty if not for MAGA Porter jr.
Donovan Mitchell. 🤷♂️
a man in a blue shirt says " you 're not that guy pal "
ALT: a man in a blue shirt says " you 're not that guy pal "
media.tenor.com
May 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Donovan Mitchell. 🤷♂️
Went from ready for a Flagg jersey on day one to hoping he busts like a virgin on prom night.
May 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Went from ready for a Flagg jersey on day one to hoping he busts like a virgin on prom night.
The NBA is the most rigged ass shit I've ever seen.
May 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The NBA is the most rigged ass shit I've ever seen.
NBA fans will watch Rudy Gobert just get beat honestly, but with his whole heart, but watch Donovan Mitchell choke year after year and think Rudy is the whole problem. Because highlights.
May 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
NBA fans will watch Rudy Gobert just get beat honestly, but with his whole heart, but watch Donovan Mitchell choke year after year and think Rudy is the whole problem. Because highlights.
SO GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY FOR RUDY FUCKING GOBERT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!
May 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
SO GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY FOR RUDY FUCKING GOBERT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Can't wait for Adam Silver's favorite team to turn Rui and Gabe Vincent into Giannis.
April 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Can't wait for Adam Silver's favorite team to turn Rui and Gabe Vincent into Giannis.
Street Clothes may wanna beat that traffic though.
April 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Street Clothes may wanna beat that traffic though.
Ahhh, beautiful Northern Utah. Will it be in the 50s? 80s? 30s with snow? Yes! It will be all of it!
April 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ahhh, beautiful Northern Utah. Will it be in the 50s? 80s? 30s with snow? Yes! It will be all of it!
Look, Minnesota needs this win. Utah needs this L. There's no reason we can't come together on this.
April 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Look, Minnesota needs this win. Utah needs this L. There's no reason we can't come together on this.
Oh, I fucking do. I derive joy. I came.
Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
March 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Oh, I fucking do. I derive joy. I came.
Was Taylor Jenkins dating Nia Long?! Because something stinks in Memphis.
March 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Was Taylor Jenkins dating Nia Long?! Because something stinks in Memphis.
I think the Utah Hockey Club boys know this season isn't the one. But man, what a bright future.
March 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I think the Utah Hockey Club boys know this season isn't the one. But man, what a bright future.
Draymond Green is gonna fuckin bitch about getting hit in the nuts? Draymond Green?
March 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Draymond Green is gonna fuckin bitch about getting hit in the nuts? Draymond Green?
It's kinda funny how no one is shoving Luka/LeBron/Bronny highlights down my throat tonight...
March 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
It's kinda funny how no one is shoving Luka/LeBron/Bronny highlights down my throat tonight...
I might drive a POS 20yo Chrysler Pacifica, but the fucking metal doesn't fucking fall off of it.
March 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I might drive a POS 20yo Chrysler Pacifica, but the fucking metal doesn't fucking fall off of it.
Utah Hockey Club right now:
March 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Utah Hockey Club right now:
Bronny James is straight ass. Sorry, not sorry. That dude is NOT an NBA player.
March 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Bronny James is straight ass. Sorry, not sorry. That dude is NOT an NBA player.
TEND YOUR FUCKING GOAL, VEGGIE!!!
March 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
TEND YOUR FUCKING GOAL, VEGGIE!!!
I've never given 2 shits about 'numbers' on social media, but only ever having porn bots follow me over the last couple months is feeling a bit personal. 😭🤣
March 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I've never given 2 shits about 'numbers' on social media, but only ever having porn bots follow me over the last couple months is feeling a bit personal. 😭🤣
Dems and R's have always had shitty people. The difference is that they used to be able to hold each other in check a bit by mutually assured destruction- i.e., if my dirty shit comes out, so does yours. R's don't care anymore bc their voters don't care. And I don't know how dems overcome that, tbh.
March 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Dems and R's have always had shitty people. The difference is that they used to be able to hold each other in check a bit by mutually assured destruction- i.e., if my dirty shit comes out, so does yours. R's don't care anymore bc their voters don't care. And I don't know how dems overcome that, tbh.
100,000 (get it?) Percent fine with the NBA fining the Jazz for tanking.
But they better fuckin fine everyone else too.
But they better fuckin fine everyone else too.
March 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
100,000 (get it?) Percent fine with the NBA fining the Jazz for tanking.
But they better fuckin fine everyone else too.
But they better fuckin fine everyone else too.