[sobbing] delete this

Somewhere between “making explosion and laser beam sound effects 24/7” and “constitutionally incapable of following a (basic, repeated, very simple) verbal instruction”

That song rules, the backing vocals are one of the funniest things in the Phish oeuvre

They can prove the abduction videos are deepfakes by removing the agents’ masks and making sure they’re all bodycam compliant

I just see this guy

worst, they said worst

A.I. = Ayyy I fuckin hate this shit

Her gown is giving ‘giant emerald anus’

Not-so-fun fact: I interviewed Dee Dee Ramone about this album, trying to see whether he was joking/ doing a bit when he recorded it. Turns out he was not, and then three days after the interview he O.D.ed and passed away

I stopped making my dumb zine and never again attempted music criticism

Spell check is your friend

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Automatic gasps of “wtf man” at bare minimum