Alexis 💛
@sourblonde.bsky.social
Alexis/Lex. 33. A whole nobody ass bitch. Girl mom 🎀🎀 Moms4Parx
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
September 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Should have listened to Luda.
Can't turn a hoe in to h....
Can't turn a hoe in to h....
September 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Should have listened to Luda.
Can't turn a hoe in to h....
Can't turn a hoe in to h....
I literally disnt deserve ANY of this bullshit you selfish motherfucker.
September 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I literally disnt deserve ANY of this bullshit you selfish motherfucker.
Don't let me fucking stop you.
Cause clearly I don't fucking matter.
Cause clearly I don't fucking matter.
September 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Don't let me fucking stop you.
Cause clearly I don't fucking matter.
Cause clearly I don't fucking matter.
I'm the biggest star at this fucking karaoke bar
August 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm the biggest star at this fucking karaoke bar
Shaming my husband @christophersauer.com for saying he would give me a message (I just want to be able to turn my head) and he didn't.
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July 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Shaming my husband @christophersauer.com for saying he would give me a message (I just want to be able to turn my head) and he didn't.
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"Pookie funny as hell"
- Scout (aka Pookie, age 3)
- Scout (aka Pookie, age 3)
July 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"Pookie funny as hell"
- Scout (aka Pookie, age 3)
- Scout (aka Pookie, age 3)
I'm having a real is the money worth the misery like... past 8 months.
My depression worsens. I cry at work all the time. The nearly daily migraines. The itching. God the itching sucks. My wrist are so bad I can't even wear my watch it feels like little knife cuts.
My depression worsens. I cry at work all the time. The nearly daily migraines. The itching. God the itching sucks. My wrist are so bad I can't even wear my watch it feels like little knife cuts.
July 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm having a real is the money worth the misery like... past 8 months.
My depression worsens. I cry at work all the time. The nearly daily migraines. The itching. God the itching sucks. My wrist are so bad I can't even wear my watch it feels like little knife cuts.
My depression worsens. I cry at work all the time. The nearly daily migraines. The itching. God the itching sucks. My wrist are so bad I can't even wear my watch it feels like little knife cuts.
Bitches be tired.
It's me. I'm bitches.
It's me. I'm bitches.
May 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Bitches be tired.
It's me. I'm bitches.
It's me. I'm bitches.
@christophersauer.com just married me so he could say this about me all the time (you can hear it)
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman holding a trophy and says my wiilife !!!
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman holding a trophy and says my wiilife !!!
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April 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@christophersauer.com just married me so he could say this about me all the time (you can hear it)
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So getting married last night was a good idea
April 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
So getting married last night was a good idea
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Vegas looks good on us @christophersauer.com
April 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Vegas looks good on us @christophersauer.com
Literally FUCK BRAND NEW and FUCK JESSE LACY.
Ok thanks.
Ok thanks.
April 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Literally FUCK BRAND NEW and FUCK JESSE LACY.
Ok thanks.
Ok thanks.
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Did y'all know that if you combine the first letter of "Fuck" and the word "Elon", it becomes the word "Felon"?
a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
media.tenor.com
March 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Did y'all know that if you combine the first letter of "Fuck" and the word "Elon", it becomes the word "Felon"?
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Storytime y'all - so yesterday, Scout, age 2, went up to @sourblonde.bsky.social with a strawberry and said "mom, open your mouth and say ah" - I never ever expected that to happen
March 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Storytime y'all - so yesterday, Scout, age 2, went up to @sourblonde.bsky.social with a strawberry and said "mom, open your mouth and say ah" - I never ever expected that to happen
Forget
Sorry My Love, Waterparks, Dillon Francis, Albert Hype · Forget · Song · 2025
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March 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My blue and green they turn to red
March 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My blue and green they turn to red
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So Scout threw up all over her mom today - everyone please send thoughts and prayers to @sourblonde.bsky.social.
February 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
So Scout threw up all over her mom today - everyone please send thoughts and prayers to @sourblonde.bsky.social.
My head just hurts.
All the time.
All the time.
February 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My head just hurts.
All the time.
All the time.
Like literally, name an another bitch who A MONTH IN has a QA of 100%.
Name another bitch who didn't even know there was a competition going on, AND IS ALREADY FUCKING NUMBER 1. By nearly 30.
There's only a difference of 2 between #2 and #3.
I'm fucking amazing. Fuck you for not seeing it.
Name another bitch who didn't even know there was a competition going on, AND IS ALREADY FUCKING NUMBER 1. By nearly 30.
There's only a difference of 2 between #2 and #3.
I'm fucking amazing. Fuck you for not seeing it.
February 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Like literally, name an another bitch who A MONTH IN has a QA of 100%.
Name another bitch who didn't even know there was a competition going on, AND IS ALREADY FUCKING NUMBER 1. By nearly 30.
There's only a difference of 2 between #2 and #3.
I'm fucking amazing. Fuck you for not seeing it.
Name another bitch who didn't even know there was a competition going on, AND IS ALREADY FUCKING NUMBER 1. By nearly 30.
There's only a difference of 2 between #2 and #3.
I'm fucking amazing. Fuck you for not seeing it.
I'm so tired of being professionally knocked down.
In Louisiana, it was impossible because opportunities are trash.
Yall. I had made it. I did it. I fucking left being 100% "support"
I'm fucking smart, I work fucking hard,
And I hope to god you motherfuckers feel day I fucking leave.
In Louisiana, it was impossible because opportunities are trash.
Yall. I had made it. I did it. I fucking left being 100% "support"
I'm fucking smart, I work fucking hard,
And I hope to god you motherfuckers feel day I fucking leave.
February 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I'm so tired of being professionally knocked down.
In Louisiana, it was impossible because opportunities are trash.
Yall. I had made it. I did it. I fucking left being 100% "support"
I'm fucking smart, I work fucking hard,
And I hope to god you motherfuckers feel day I fucking leave.
In Louisiana, it was impossible because opportunities are trash.
Yall. I had made it. I did it. I fucking left being 100% "support"
I'm fucking smart, I work fucking hard,
And I hope to god you motherfuckers feel day I fucking leave.