Chiple MD
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Ask me how I'm pissing off all the right people today
Ask me how I'm pissing off all the right people today
Uh oh I think my Intuition about a Coworker is Right Again
September 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Uh oh I think my Intuition about a Coworker is Right Again
Getting a job somewhere just so you can spy on someone you don't like is the height of NPC energy
August 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Getting a job somewhere just so you can spy on someone you don't like is the height of NPC energy
I call my poops lil Scorpios because they always seem to be up my ass
August 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I call my poops lil Scorpios because they always seem to be up my ass
For real this time guys
The baby's name is Cher
The baby's name is Cher
August 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
For real this time guys
The baby's name is Cher
The baby's name is Cher
Maybe I can trick everyone into thinking I'm pregnant for the third time so they have something to gossip about again
LMFAO
LMFAO
August 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Maybe I can trick everyone into thinking I'm pregnant for the third time so they have something to gossip about again
LMFAO
LMFAO
I've noticed that when I go to ask a question somewhere, the same people will HAVE to write something immediately after me and if that's not the trait of a narcissist, I don't know what is
August 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I've noticed that when I go to ask a question somewhere, the same people will HAVE to write something immediately after me and if that's not the trait of a narcissist, I don't know what is
Just some thoughts I've been having after I farted 🤣 later putas
August 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Just some thoughts I've been having after I farted 🤣 later putas
"I can't believe you're still going on about that"
And I couldn't believe a bunch of idiots who "don't care" still watched me so I guess we both have problems, don't we?
And I couldn't believe a bunch of idiots who "don't care" still watched me so I guess we both have problems, don't we?
August 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"I can't believe you're still going on about that"
And I couldn't believe a bunch of idiots who "don't care" still watched me so I guess we both have problems, don't we?
And I couldn't believe a bunch of idiots who "don't care" still watched me so I guess we both have problems, don't we?
I'm so glad I'm not a man who intentionally invites people over while I'm naked in a bath tub and then pretends like I'm not giving mixed signals the entire time I'm leading them on just to have sex with them 🥱
100% they are the type of people to try and figure out where I spend my time online and try to post there shading me for attention
I wonder sometimes what it's like to be terminally online with the brain of a 13 year old but that's just not my life to lead!!!! 😹
I wonder sometimes what it's like to be terminally online with the brain of a 13 year old but that's just not my life to lead!!!! 😹
August 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'm so glad I'm not a man who intentionally invites people over while I'm naked in a bath tub and then pretends like I'm not giving mixed signals the entire time I'm leading them on just to have sex with them 🥱
100% they are the type of people to try and figure out where I spend my time online and try to post there shading me for attention
I wonder sometimes what it's like to be terminally online with the brain of a 13 year old but that's just not my life to lead!!!! 😹
I wonder sometimes what it's like to be terminally online with the brain of a 13 year old but that's just not my life to lead!!!! 😹
August 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
100% they are the type of people to try and figure out where I spend my time online and try to post there shading me for attention
I wonder sometimes what it's like to be terminally online with the brain of a 13 year old but that's just not my life to lead!!!! 😹
I wonder sometimes what it's like to be terminally online with the brain of a 13 year old but that's just not my life to lead!!!! 😹
Imagine knowing exactly how many typos I make and also somehow thinking that doesn't make you some kind of loser
The funniest shit to me is that the people who hate me probably have notifications set to get updates on my socials and I only think about them when I'm like, farting or hear about a man who cheats on his "loved ones"
August 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Imagine knowing exactly how many typos I make and also somehow thinking that doesn't make you some kind of loser
The funniest shit to me is that the people who hate me probably have notifications set to get updates on my socials and I only think about them when I'm like, farting or hear about a man who cheats on his "loved ones"
August 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The funniest shit to me is that the people who hate me probably have notifications set to get updates on my socials and I only think about them when I'm like, farting or hear about a man who cheats on his "loved ones"
If we're playing games bitch get ready
It's going to be your turn to bat pretty soon
It's going to be your turn to bat pretty soon
July 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If we're playing games bitch get ready
It's going to be your turn to bat pretty soon
It's going to be your turn to bat pretty soon
All I can think is "man that alcoholism and self induced skin cancer really take a toll on peoples personalities"
I think this coworker is still trying to make me jealous but it's coming off a dog playing keep away with the most decrepit toy that you really, Really don't want to touch
July 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
All I can think is "man that alcoholism and self induced skin cancer really take a toll on peoples personalities"
I think this coworker is still trying to make me jealous but it's coming off a dog playing keep away with the most decrepit toy that you really, Really don't want to touch
July 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I think this coworker is still trying to make me jealous but it's coming off a dog playing keep away with the most decrepit toy that you really, Really don't want to touch
how generous 😍
someone who hoards majority of their wealth and only shares it with higher management 😍😍😍
someone who hoards majority of their wealth and only shares it with higher management 😍😍😍
how can you sit and bitch about the housing crisis and then praise a guy who doesn't give most of his employees paid time off for having a lot of houses
July 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
how generous 😍
someone who hoards majority of their wealth and only shares it with higher management 😍😍😍
someone who hoards majority of their wealth and only shares it with higher management 😍😍😍
how can you sit and bitch about the housing crisis and then praise a guy who doesn't give most of his employees paid time off for having a lot of houses
July 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
how can you sit and bitch about the housing crisis and then praise a guy who doesn't give most of his employees paid time off for having a lot of houses
I will never ever stop talking shit about the people who've treated me badly because honestly their reactions just show how guilty they know they are
June 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I will never ever stop talking shit about the people who've treated me badly because honestly their reactions just show how guilty they know they are
People who believe bitching won't help fail to recognize that you can both bitch and actively do the thing that's necessary to change the situation
June 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
People who believe bitching won't help fail to recognize that you can both bitch and actively do the thing that's necessary to change the situation
I can't wait until I leave and this bitch has no one to do her work for her lmfao
June 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I can't wait until I leave and this bitch has no one to do her work for her lmfao
You're a little too ride and die if you know what I mean
Why are you upset that this lady has a list of shit your friend supposedly doesn't do when you're the one who sat at the table once and said he doesn't clean his own bedroom???
June 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You're a little too ride and die if you know what I mean
Why are you upset that this lady has a list of shit your friend supposedly doesn't do when you're the one who sat at the table once and said he doesn't clean his own bedroom???
June 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Why are you upset that this lady has a list of shit your friend supposedly doesn't do when you're the one who sat at the table once and said he doesn't clean his own bedroom???
Karma of a woman who lies to you for more than 6 months and has excuses that make her sound like a neglectful pet owner whose parents keep having to save her due to her excessive party lifestyle
June 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Karma of a woman who lies to you for more than 6 months and has excuses that make her sound like a neglectful pet owner whose parents keep having to save her due to her excessive party lifestyle
She literally talks about this random woman's attitude problem as if she didn't vague me for *checks notes* standing in her doorway when I was new here
June 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
She literally talks about this random woman's attitude problem as if she didn't vague me for *checks notes* standing in her doorway when I was new here
Karma of a woman who broadcasts all of her friends drama to people who don't know her friends
June 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Karma of a woman who broadcasts all of her friends drama to people who don't know her friends