Soup Hemorrhage
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Soup that makes you hemorrhage
The term has always been gaslamping, maybe youre just experiencing the mancala effect
September 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The term has always been gaslamping, maybe youre just experiencing the mancala effect
A grinkle in time
July 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
A grinkle in time
Hey guys check out this picture
May 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Hey guys check out this picture
I piss like it's a threat
March 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I piss like it's a threat
Finally, something I disagree with that I can agree with
March 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Finally, something I disagree with that I can agree with
During sex i say "remember, you can use your safeword at anytime to immediately end an encounter" like a loading screen tip
March 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
During sex i say "remember, you can use your safeword at anytime to immediately end an encounter" like a loading screen tip
Im gonna start crunching objects between my teeth to determine its texture, I believe this method will be worse than touching the object
February 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Im gonna start crunching objects between my teeth to determine its texture, I believe this method will be worse than touching the object
Im going to join an improv group and just keep asking for my lines
February 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Im going to join an improv group and just keep asking for my lines
After a lot of soul searching and introspection, I think Im finally able to publicly accept and admit that it truly is in fact not butter
January 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
After a lot of soul searching and introspection, I think Im finally able to publicly accept and admit that it truly is in fact not butter
What ever happened to humdingers. What even are those. My memories are slipping like sand through my fingers
December 12, 2024 at 11:04 PM
What ever happened to humdingers. What even are those. My memories are slipping like sand through my fingers
Is there a way to kill god non violently?
December 12, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Is there a way to kill god non violently?
Eureka! Ive done it! And by it i mean your mom
December 9, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Eureka! Ive done it! And by it i mean your mom
Its the year 2365, zoey 1010101 has just been renewed for its first season, your now reading this in the twilight zone voice. Spooky sparkly buggler balls. Awwoga awooga im rod sterling and i support this message
December 9, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Its the year 2365, zoey 1010101 has just been renewed for its first season, your now reading this in the twilight zone voice. Spooky sparkly buggler balls. Awwoga awooga im rod sterling and i support this message
Is it too soon to make jokes about premature eshaqulation
December 9, 2024 at 6:54 AM
Is it too soon to make jokes about premature eshaqulation
Im gonna hibernate out of sheer force of will
December 9, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Im gonna hibernate out of sheer force of will
Im here to chew ass *shotguns cock*
December 9, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Im here to chew ass *shotguns cock*
The hurglrr comes a hurglin
December 9, 2024 at 6:50 AM
The hurglrr comes a hurglin
Ive moved on to consuming macroplastics. Im evolving.
December 3, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Ive moved on to consuming macroplastics. Im evolving.
They won't let me eat the roofing shingles at the hardware store, so im gonna try the flooring tiles instead. They dont entirely meet my dietary requirements, but itll have to do.
December 3, 2024 at 6:34 PM
They won't let me eat the roofing shingles at the hardware store, so im gonna try the flooring tiles instead. They dont entirely meet my dietary requirements, but itll have to do.
Dude this wizard's at my front door asking me to go on a magical quest but im shy what do i do
December 2, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Dude this wizard's at my front door asking me to go on a magical quest but im shy what do i do
I cant eat roof shingles. This upsets me to no end
December 2, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I cant eat roof shingles. This upsets me to no end
Sometimes i wonder, but the whimsy is fleeting
December 2, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Sometimes i wonder, but the whimsy is fleeting
I dont have a wife, but if i did, id have a spouse
November 30, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I dont have a wife, but if i did, id have a spouse
I dont have a wife, but if i did, I'd have a husband
November 30, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I dont have a wife, but if i did, I'd have a husband
I dont have a wife, but if i did, Id have a wife
November 30, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I dont have a wife, but if i did, Id have a wife