How is it a trio if it’s all just different turkeys? I’ve spent way to much time thinking about subway tonight

Guy at the bar blabbing to me

“In the south I used to just leave my 9mm on the bar when I went piss”

This man is wilding out with stories

I watched a video where the UK person in in called Subway - ‘Subbers’. If this is really what they call it I wanna petition that the world starts now.

More Subbers for all

At the pistons game

“Hope there’s a some cool jerseys”
*sit down*

CORLISS WILLIAMSON?

The bar had not one but 3 2.00 beers, so I tried to rank them, props to the bartender for letting me have 3 open beers

It was 3-1-2 for the record

My mom lost the baby Jesus in the nativity she has.

So I put a single die, cuz gambling is the lord now.

Took a week for someone to ask

Merry Christmas yall

If your shitting golf bals, you might have more of a problem then flushing them.

Caesar salad and a fry is probably a perfect meal. The ladies got this one right on the money.

Caught myself watching the Portland game tonight and they have some of the nicest graphic overlays in the league.

Wish they were a better team to watch.

After 25 years, finally made the commitment and bought a duplex with my best friend.

Congratulations Owen, although you don’t have this to see it.

Yay im a homeowner again!

Bet paid. Fuck you Wemby @wrot.bsky.social

When are the Rockets gonna bench or trade Jabari smith Jr. they play better with the other wings, and quite frankly probably at his highest value now.

It would also let you bring Whitmore back to platoon the bench.

New place, same stuff?