Does anybody remember? What are humans supposed to talk about?
December 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Does anybody remember? What are humans supposed to talk about?
Ok. I’ve been on here too much today. Your cats and pups are wonderful, and you are all very funny. I need to go hide again now.
December 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Ok. I’ve been on here too much today. Your cats and pups are wonderful, and you are all very funny. I need to go hide again now.
Is Starbucks using “I’m Gonna Be (500 miles)” in their radio ads because they’ve had to close so many locations that you will walk 500 miles to get to your local store?
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Is Starbucks using “I’m Gonna Be (500 miles)” in their radio ads because they’ve had to close so many locations that you will walk 500 miles to get to your local store?
Anybody else’s time with their family just an ongoing Facebook highlight reel?
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Anybody else’s time with their family just an ongoing Facebook highlight reel?
I will not give in to, “just go to sleep and do it in the morning. It’ll be fiiiine”
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I will not give in to, “just go to sleep and do it in the morning. It’ll be fiiiine”
Old habits die hard. And die hard is a Christmas movie
December 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Old habits die hard. And die hard is a Christmas movie
Did they schedule Pluribus so that all of the episodes will be out in time to watch while we’re visiting family and friends who subscribe to AppleTV+ over the holidays?
December 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Did they schedule Pluribus so that all of the episodes will be out in time to watch while we’re visiting family and friends who subscribe to AppleTV+ over the holidays?
I never really paid attention to the lyrics of Run, Run, Rudolph, but as someone who grew up in a Christian church I always assumed the line about “the boy child” was about Jesus
December 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I never really paid attention to the lyrics of Run, Run, Rudolph, but as someone who grew up in a Christian church I always assumed the line about “the boy child” was about Jesus
Landman is the follow-up to Aquaman
December 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Landman is the follow-up to Aquaman
Where can I learn some *light* black magic?
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Where can I learn some *light* black magic?
Newspaper? More like noosepaper, amIright?…
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Newspaper? More like noosepaper, amIright?…
No one hates being brushed more than any cat I’ve ever known
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
No one hates being brushed more than any cat I’ve ever known
Turn dead malls into GenX retirement homes.
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Turn dead malls into GenX retirement homes.
The job of an ad executive is no longer about selling product. It’s using product to annoy viewers so much they spend money for the ad-free version
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The job of an ad executive is no longer about selling product. It’s using product to annoy viewers so much they spend money for the ad-free version
Will the re-release of Kill Bill include the new Fortnite chapter?
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Will the re-release of Kill Bill include the new Fortnite chapter?
TFW you’ve lived long enough to understand why your grandmother was always depressed at Christmastime
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
TFW you’ve lived long enough to understand why your grandmother was always depressed at Christmastime
RufusAI™ completely loses interest in chatting the moment you ask if Sweet Baby Bezos is dreaming of using your money to get back to space
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
RufusAI™ completely loses interest in chatting the moment you ask if Sweet Baby Bezos is dreaming of using your money to get back to space
YouTube Commercial Roulette is when you repeatedly reload a video trying to get a shorter commercial at the front. I will gladly reload a video for a minute and a half to not watch a 45 second ad spot…
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
YouTube Commercial Roulette is when you repeatedly reload a video trying to get a shorter commercial at the front. I will gladly reload a video for a minute and a half to not watch a 45 second ad spot…
My favorite Oasis song is that one Chemical Brothers song that whichever Gallagher sings on
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
My favorite Oasis song is that one Chemical Brothers song that whichever Gallagher sings on
“If you have ghosts, then you have everything.”
April 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
“If you have ghosts, then you have everything.”
Im not doing it again. I CANT do it again.
January 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Im not doing it again. I CANT do it again.