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JD Vance is the only time I've been upset a baby wasn't sold so their mom could buy drugs.
January 10, 2026 at 6:29 AM
JD Vance is the only time I've been upset a baby wasn't sold so their mom could buy drugs.
I really wish I wasn't raised Christian because fear of going to hell because of suicide is the only reason I haven't been dead for years now.
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I really wish I wasn't raised Christian because fear of going to hell because of suicide is the only reason I haven't been dead for years now.
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Well... Since you asked so nicely. If you're curious, yes I'm straddling a pillow for exactly the reason you think I am. 😌
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Well... Since you asked so nicely. If you're curious, yes I'm straddling a pillow for exactly the reason you think I am. 😌
You ever watch porn and have a "damn, some people out there actually get to have sex with attractive people" moment?
I watch it and am always struck with the awareness that in filming whatever little video the people involved have had more sex than I'm ever going to.
I watch it and am always struck with the awareness that in filming whatever little video the people involved have had more sex than I'm ever going to.
October 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You ever watch porn and have a "damn, some people out there actually get to have sex with attractive people" moment?
I watch it and am always struck with the awareness that in filming whatever little video the people involved have had more sex than I'm ever going to.
I watch it and am always struck with the awareness that in filming whatever little video the people involved have had more sex than I'm ever going to.
Barista said every time I wear this shirt it takes her out.
The shirt:
The shirt:
August 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Barista said every time I wear this shirt it takes her out.
The shirt:
The shirt:
We only get one life and I gotta spend it as a guy who doesn't deserve happiness or love. Bummer.
August 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
We only get one life and I gotta spend it as a guy who doesn't deserve happiness or love. Bummer.
I'm a bad person... I wish I wasn't... I've tried for years to introspect and put in the work, and it hasn't made a lick of difference.
I just wish anything I did mattered... but it doesn't... and it never did.
I just wish anything I did mattered... but it doesn't... and it never did.
July 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm a bad person... I wish I wasn't... I've tried for years to introspect and put in the work, and it hasn't made a lick of difference.
I just wish anything I did mattered... but it doesn't... and it never did.
I just wish anything I did mattered... but it doesn't... and it never did.
How old were you when you found out that redemption isn't real actually, and that the harm you've caused in the past has infinitely more weight than any attempt to learn from it and do better in the future?
July 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How old were you when you found out that redemption isn't real actually, and that the harm you've caused in the past has infinitely more weight than any attempt to learn from it and do better in the future?
Counterpoint: it's far better to pursue a self-destructive good deed than a nourishing sin.
July 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Counterpoint: it's far better to pursue a self-destructive good deed than a nourishing sin.
It never ends. I always fail. Please let it stop.
July 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It never ends. I always fail. Please let it stop.
You ever look back on a friendship that failed and wonder how tf it even lasted that long?
July 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
You ever look back on a friendship that failed and wonder how tf it even lasted that long?
I think we need to start seriously considering that I may be the dumbest (non-Trump voting) person on the earth.
June 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I think we need to start seriously considering that I may be the dumbest (non-Trump voting) person on the earth.
Many of the women I only know online say their pics are only hot "because of the angles" when they have multiple different views and perspectives of various parts of their body.
I WILL give you the credit you deserve.
I WILL give you the credit you deserve.
March 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Many of the women I only know online say their pics are only hot "because of the angles" when they have multiple different views and perspectives of various parts of their body.
I WILL give you the credit you deserve.
I WILL give you the credit you deserve.
This is how RFK jr thinks about everything.
Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
December 17, 2024 at 4:46 PM
This is how RFK jr thinks about everything.
Leaving my take up (on twitter) for posterity sake and because I refuse to run from the consequences of my words, but it should be noted that I've taken many of the replies to heart and apologize for missing the mark the way I did.
It was ultimately an unproductive and poor allyship attempt.
It was ultimately an unproductive and poor allyship attempt.
November 20, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Leaving my take up (on twitter) for posterity sake and because I refuse to run from the consequences of my words, but it should be noted that I've taken many of the replies to heart and apologize for missing the mark the way I did.
It was ultimately an unproductive and poor allyship attempt.
It was ultimately an unproductive and poor allyship attempt.