The stats btw! 😁😁😁

I'M THE GREATEST RAMATTRA IN THE WORLD!!!! LOOK AT MY TEAMKILL!!
-Dillion

I found my collar again!!! Someone stashed it under my laundry hamper! I'm sure this was to get me to do my laundry more but no, I'm just gonna keep being my... Man I'm forgetting the word but like bedrotting self. I'ma keep being dog 🐶. Yeah that's what. Anyway chow!
-sam

I feel like someone choking me in a non-sexual and non-threatening way would fix me. Hahahaha, no it absolutely wouldn't, but hey maybe just do it anyway?? 🥺🤣
-sam

My roommate asked for my neck measurements today, so either she plans to throttle my neck because I eat everything in the fridge and can't go shopping, or she's getting me a dog collar! Either way I see this as an absolute win! Soon as we get our money back, I'm buying that dog bed!! LET'S GOOOOOOOO

I find it so funny to me that everyone says "oh you should go into commercials because when you talk about food you make me hungry" and I'm just.... Describing what I burger is 🤣. Also first post(on this account) hiii
-sam