Classic Old School Anti-Time Anomaly Boxing. Gotta love it.

Send out cards, put out decorations, buy a tree, buy presents, talk to family, etc.

My Dad was such a cheap prick, he refused to buy a computer till 1998. I was the last kid in Junior High writing reports on a typewriter.

Most modern brains would melt at the site of a Thomas Guide.

Ughhh…just add it to the list

Idk what ya’ll been smokin’, but 7-11 has been selling egg salad sandwiches (At least in Southern California) for over 20 years; and I’ve eaten a ton of them. Granted I have died a couple times, I assure you it was completely unrelated to the sandwiches contents. Fun Fact: Slurpees are flammable.

You didn’t miss anything. Late 96-Mid 98 was good. Everything after that is just years and years of Vince, Steph, and HHH endlessly talking and inserting themselves into fucking everything non-stop. Bullshit angles, and a bunch of racist and sexist shit too.

Hail Thomas! Master of Destiny, leader of the Empire!

I need a montage of zombies getting their heads blown off set to Iron Maiden’s The Trooper.

I want a 5 part HBO produced adaption of World War Z, the book not the movie! If my demands aren’t met, I’ll activate the device.