I think you might like Americana (AKA good country music) - It's basically emo for dads
Please check out Crier by American Aquarium or Good While It Lasted by Jason Isbell

I need this on a tank top for the summer

Back to Nintendo Jail for you

Do you think you guys could get J Kenji Lopez-Alt on a Voicemail Dumptruck? He might actually have fun explaining food science to Dan

You Suck At Parking (positive)