It is with great pleasure to announce to my many followers that we are approaching the midpoint of the “ber” months. We yet again diverged from the “ember” class for an octo stint, but will return next week to finish strong down the home stretch of 2025. I wish you well in the cold glowing months 🌀

@theathletic.com why can’t I quit you? No really, stop taking my money and then saying I don’t have an account

The harder I work, the more carbs I want to eat

Genre Bendre is a good album title but it better live up to it

Confessional is open when the Old Style sign is lit

About to board my flight and I’m not liking the look of this crowd. Definitely masking up, no way in hell I’m breathing in that cabin air raw dog

You might already know this but spiders have 7 crotches

I’m not gonna make a list but Granddaddy Blu Wav was the album of my year

This is not only my favorite month of the __ember months, but because of my birthday and Winter Solstice, it’s my favorite of all the __ber months.

No really, please don’t remind me. Trying to screen the propaganda I absorb (lost cause)

Everything costs twelve hundred american dollars now

Any other carb heads addicted to Stacy’s organic pita chips? Just scored some traditional hummus let’s hang #snack #snacks #snacking