Hythlodaeus - Unemployed
@soulvored.bsky.social
#FFXIVRP
21+ Only
Mature themes
"I suppose I have to figure out what this 'capitalism' is."
21+ Only
Mature themes
"I suppose I have to figure out what this 'capitalism' is."
Is that truly such a crime?
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Is that truly such a crime?
I have no idea what I could have done to earn such suspicion!
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I have no idea what I could have done to earn such suspicion!
.. Hm. I've forgotten!
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
.. Hm. I've forgotten!
Oh come now. What if I just remembered a funny joke?
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Oh come now. What if I just remembered a funny joke?
I've no clue what you mean.
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I've no clue what you mean.
>> come rushing towards the both of them]
I'm supposed to assess *all* of these concepts' infant stage behavioral patterns. But I have *so* much paperwork to do, I simply haven't the time. So, you will spend the next three or so hours in here.
I expect a thorough report by the end of the week.
I'm supposed to assess *all* of these concepts' infant stage behavioral patterns. But I have *so* much paperwork to do, I simply haven't the time. So, you will spend the next three or so hours in here.
I expect a thorough report by the end of the week.
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
>> come rushing towards the both of them]
I'm supposed to assess *all* of these concepts' infant stage behavioral patterns. But I have *so* much paperwork to do, I simply haven't the time. So, you will spend the next three or so hours in here.
I expect a thorough report by the end of the week.
I'm supposed to assess *all* of these concepts' infant stage behavioral patterns. But I have *so* much paperwork to do, I simply haven't the time. So, you will spend the next three or so hours in here.
I expect a thorough report by the end of the week.
Ah! Here it is~
[he unlocks the door and pushes it open, putting a hand behind Thais's back and pushing them inside along with him, closing the door behind him]
[He turns on the light and there's immediately the sound of barking, baying, cawing, snuffling...as a good dozen various baby animals >>
[he unlocks the door and pushes it open, putting a hand behind Thais's back and pushing them inside along with him, closing the door behind him]
[He turns on the light and there's immediately the sound of barking, baying, cawing, snuffling...as a good dozen various baby animals >>
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ah! Here it is~
[he unlocks the door and pushes it open, putting a hand behind Thais's back and pushing them inside along with him, closing the door behind him]
[He turns on the light and there's immediately the sound of barking, baying, cawing, snuffling...as a good dozen various baby animals >>
[he unlocks the door and pushes it open, putting a hand behind Thais's back and pushing them inside along with him, closing the door behind him]
[He turns on the light and there's immediately the sound of barking, baying, cawing, snuffling...as a good dozen various baby animals >>
[he stops in front of an unassuming door, taking some keys out of his robe pocket and thumbing through them]
[there's a distinct aether signature on the door...one that's meant to suppress noise from the inside]
[there's a distinct aether signature on the door...one that's meant to suppress noise from the inside]
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
[he stops in front of an unassuming door, taking some keys out of his robe pocket and thumbing through them]
[there's a distinct aether signature on the door...one that's meant to suppress noise from the inside]
[there's a distinct aether signature on the door...one that's meant to suppress noise from the inside]
Good!
Come with me.
[he gets up from his desk and breezes past them, humming quietly as he walks somewhere specific]
Come with me.
[he gets up from his desk and breezes past them, humming quietly as he walks somewhere specific]
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Good!
Come with me.
[he gets up from his desk and breezes past them, humming quietly as he walks somewhere specific]
Come with me.
[he gets up from his desk and breezes past them, humming quietly as he walks somewhere specific]
Oh yes, I'm very troubled. I'm afraid I have no choice but to enact discipline.
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Oh yes, I'm very troubled. I'm afraid I have no choice but to enact discipline.
Aw, come on. What's the harm in a few ridiculous concepts coming your way? You know Hermes would never approve anything so ridiculous.
Let yourself just have a little chuckle at the interesting imaginations of our peers, toss it and move on!
Let yourself just have a little chuckle at the interesting imaginations of our peers, toss it and move on!
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Aw, come on. What's the harm in a few ridiculous concepts coming your way? You know Hermes would never approve anything so ridiculous.
Let yourself just have a little chuckle at the interesting imaginations of our peers, toss it and move on!
Let yourself just have a little chuckle at the interesting imaginations of our peers, toss it and move on!
Oh, you know~
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Oh, you know~
I think 'weed that blinds you for one day' has many practical and useful applications to the star. :)
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I think 'weed that blinds you for one day' has many practical and useful applications to the star. :)
But it's funny. :)
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
But it's funny. :)
"Supposing there's hot water left by the time you're done peeling out of your cocoon."
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Supposing there's hot water left by the time you're done peeling out of your cocoon."
"Oh the choice is entirely yours."
November 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Oh the choice is entirely yours."
"In that multi-layered garb of yours? You'll be quite the soggy sight~"
October 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"In that multi-layered garb of yours? You'll be quite the soggy sight~"
"... No point in fussing about something that can't be changed, right?"
Even though for thousands of years, fussing was all he /could/ do, trapped in a God's belly and unable to do anything besides wonder and wonder and wonder...
Even though for thousands of years, fussing was all he /could/ do, trapped in a God's belly and unable to do anything besides wonder and wonder and wonder...
October 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"... No point in fussing about something that can't be changed, right?"
Even though for thousands of years, fussing was all he /could/ do, trapped in a God's belly and unable to do anything besides wonder and wonder and wonder...
Even though for thousands of years, fussing was all he /could/ do, trapped in a God's belly and unable to do anything besides wonder and wonder and wonder...
"Having to struggle for awhile is not defeat..." He sighs, soaping up his body in the saddest manner ever. "I wish I hadn't...maybe if I was still there I...could have found the right words..."
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Having to struggle for awhile is not defeat..." He sighs, soaping up his body in the saddest manner ever. "I wish I hadn't...maybe if I was still there I...could have found the right words..."
I appreciate you asking for it!
October 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I appreciate you asking for it!
"It was one thing to stop the Final Days...I myself volunteered for that. It was everything after...the refusal to endure hardship.."
October 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"It was one thing to stop the Final Days...I myself volunteered for that. It was everything after...the refusal to endure hardship.."