Gareth Brooks
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Don't mind me, just over here being unhinged whilst the world burns
Honestly, at this point I've been single so long that I see human contact a lot like I do Hot Dogs. Always nice to have, but by no means necessary for my survival
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Honestly, at this point I've been single so long that I see human contact a lot like I do Hot Dogs. Always nice to have, but by no means necessary for my survival
One of our proudest achievements as a nation is still the time we got Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine to be UK Christmas number 1 for literally no other reason than to spite Simon Cowell
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
One of our proudest achievements as a nation is still the time we got Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine to be UK Christmas number 1 for literally no other reason than to spite Simon Cowell
No Law is Cyberpunk: Mike Haggar, and I'm here for it
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
No Law is Cyberpunk: Mike Haggar, and I'm here for it
The fact they've got Polka-Dot Man playing fucking M Bison might be the only bad thing I can see about the glorious dumpster fire that will be the new Street Fighter, I mean, FUCKING LOOK AT CODY RHODES
December 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The fact they've got Polka-Dot Man playing fucking M Bison might be the only bad thing I can see about the glorious dumpster fire that will be the new Street Fighter, I mean, FUCKING LOOK AT CODY RHODES
I say it every year, but Noelle is Elf, if Elf was actually funny and starring someone genuinely likeable
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December 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I say it every year, but Noelle is Elf, if Elf was actually funny and starring someone genuinely likeable
Genuinely excited by how incredibly fucking stupid that new Street Fighter movie looks
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Genuinely excited by how incredibly fucking stupid that new Street Fighter movie looks
Honestly not sure what's the more disturbing aspect of Elf, that Buddy has a mental age of about 8 for literally no reason, or that Zooey Deschanel's character ends up dating him despite that
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Honestly not sure what's the more disturbing aspect of Elf, that Buddy has a mental age of about 8 for literally no reason, or that Zooey Deschanel's character ends up dating him despite that
Make no mistake, Grandma didn't just happen to "get run over" by a Reindeer, Grandpa 100% put out a hit on her
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Make no mistake, Grandma didn't just happen to "get run over" by a Reindeer, Grandpa 100% put out a hit on her
Lies!! I haven't been to Toronto in years
December 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Lies!! I haven't been to Toronto in years
Kevin's family in Home Alone 1+2 are literally one of the worst, most abusive, shittiest bunches of assholes in film history
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December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Kevin's family in Home Alone 1+2 are literally one of the worst, most abusive, shittiest bunches of assholes in film history
No, YOU'RE eating Eggnog Porridge and watching Home Alone. SHUT UP >.>
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
No, YOU'RE eating Eggnog Porridge and watching Home Alone. SHUT UP >.>
@lostincult.co.uk Is there an actual release date for the physical edition of Thank Goodness You're Here yet? It still just says Q4 2025, so will it be out before Christmas or has it been delayed?
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
@lostincult.co.uk Is there an actual release date for the physical edition of Thank Goodness You're Here yet? It still just says Q4 2025, so will it be out before Christmas or has it been delayed?
Of all the many video game adaptations of things I've seen, I STILL find it weird there's a Nintendo Switch version of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis...
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December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Of all the many video game adaptations of things I've seen, I STILL find it weird there's a Nintendo Switch version of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis...
It's the Itchiest, Lumpiest time of the year!
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's the Itchiest, Lumpiest time of the year!
@alanwithtea.bsky.social A nice cheap little stocking stuffer for you this Christmas :D
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Trigun: Vash the stampede 10th anniversary edition statue
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November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
@alanwithtea.bsky.social A nice cheap little stocking stuffer for you this Christmas :D
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The original Jurassic Park is one of the few entirely perfect movies ever made, and any notions to the contrary are wrong :P
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November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The original Jurassic Park is one of the few entirely perfect movies ever made, and any notions to the contrary are wrong :P
Tarantino going after The Hunger Games for ripping off something pre-existing is like a Cod going after a Haddock for being a Fish
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Tarantino going after The Hunger Games for ripping off something pre-existing is like a Cod going after a Haddock for being a Fish
Y'know, considering one time Mulder and Scully met actual, literal Satan, I really don't think the whole "are Aliens real" thing should've been their main concern
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November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Y'know, considering one time Mulder and Scully met actual, literal Satan, I really don't think the whole "are Aliens real" thing should've been their main concern
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Got bored and played through The Callisto Protocol, hoping to be proven wrong, but man, it really is just Dead Space but worse in every conceivable way. It's not terrible, it's just hamstrung at every turn by bafflingly awful design decisions and a bare-bones cliche-ridden plot
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Got bored and played through The Callisto Protocol, hoping to be proven wrong, but man, it really is just Dead Space but worse in every conceivable way. It's not terrible, it's just hamstrung at every turn by bafflingly awful design decisions and a bare-bones cliche-ridden plot
I honestly think it's time that we, as a nation, take a long, hard look in the mirror and admit the uncomfortable truth to ourselves that Prawn Cocktail crisps are shit, and need to stop being in every multipack
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I honestly think it's time that we, as a nation, take a long, hard look in the mirror and admit the uncomfortable truth to ourselves that Prawn Cocktail crisps are shit, and need to stop being in every multipack
I dunno about yellow paint, but the only signposting I want in video games is something that tells me which way will trigger the next cutscene/game progression so I can go the other way and hunt for loot
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I dunno about yellow paint, but the only signposting I want in video games is something that tells me which way will trigger the next cutscene/game progression so I can go the other way and hunt for loot