Matthew Stone
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Matthew Stone
@souldo.io
Not hip, happening, with it or now. In my later years I would bloviate about computer thingies, music, raising animals and/or children, and the occasional pro wrestling rant if I’ve had enough to drink.
I, for one, feel as a society we never got enough mileage from the word “glasshole”.
October 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
No
September 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Why not just go with VHS spines?
April 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Cocaine.
March 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Wait. What? Where?
March 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Yes, but 4 dimensional scolding.
February 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The older I get the more professional the snot rockets get. Big league.
February 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Someone compared him to Luca Brasi and I can’t get it out of my head. Just add “on this, the day of your daughter’s wedding” to the end of every sentence.
February 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I have many questions…
February 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I just wanna know the cost of a $7.99 Ultimate XXtra Cheesy Funyun stuffed New Yorker with Hot Honey Infused Pepperoni when you add Grubhub fees and a 30% interest rate, dammit.
February 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
February 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
February 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“Apple Intelligence”
January 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Roberts
January 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Nope. Burn the ships.
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 PM