I quake in terror at what might emerge.

Annnnnd now I’m considering if the game is cursed and that’s why this is all occurring. Though there has been a lack of jungle emergencies so probably not.

Also, I had to stop somewhere regardless of outfit because I happen to be carrying the actual game jumanji with me and I didn’t think there would be somewhere to put it at the dinner table.

Wow. Embarrassing. Be a coward like the rest of us.