Sarah (she/her majesty)
@sosarahsays.bsky.social
A peculiar variety of menace. - Charles Leggett, the Seattle Times.
Questionable if our country will even make it to 250 years TBH. 🇺🇸
July 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Questionable if our country will even make it to 250 years TBH. 🇺🇸
I just logged into Fidelity and they asked if my retirement was on track. Pretty rude, considering.
April 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I just logged into Fidelity and they asked if my retirement was on track. Pretty rude, considering.
It’s giving 2008.
April 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It’s giving 2008.
So I guess I just copy/paste the same post to X, Threads, and Bluesky since I don’t know where my friends are anymore.
January 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
So I guess I just copy/paste the same post to X, Threads, and Bluesky since I don’t know where my friends are anymore.
The Sephora order I got today contained the exact two samples I requested, which feels remarkable enough to post about.
January 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The Sephora order I got today contained the exact two samples I requested, which feels remarkable enough to post about.
Soooo jealous of DC’s weather today. What the heck is Seattle’s ten day outlook? Does it even rain here anymore?
January 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Soooo jealous of DC’s weather today. What the heck is Seattle’s ten day outlook? Does it even rain here anymore?
Big eew that I have to start going into the office five days a week this year.
January 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Big eew that I have to start going into the office five days a week this year.
A delivery person just dropped a package at my front door and gave out a huge loud sigh. Maybe a sign I should chill on Amazon for 2025. 😬
January 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
A delivery person just dropped a package at my front door and gave out a huge loud sigh. Maybe a sign I should chill on Amazon for 2025. 😬
“While you’re coming down from MDMA, why not have some poached eggs?” 💀 - @mrnishkumar.bsky.social on @dontcrossagayman.bsky.social’s The Big Flop pod
December 30, 2024 at 9:02 PM
“While you’re coming down from MDMA, why not have some poached eggs?” 💀 - @mrnishkumar.bsky.social on @dontcrossagayman.bsky.social’s The Big Flop pod
My besties always know when I’m browsing the Internet because I just start texting random links and screenshots with no context.
December 27, 2024 at 7:02 PM
My besties always know when I’m browsing the Internet because I just start texting random links and screenshots with no context.
I like to light enough candles that if my neighbors are spying on me, they’ll wonder if I’m having a seance.
December 26, 2024 at 7:10 AM
I like to light enough candles that if my neighbors are spying on me, they’ll wonder if I’m having a seance.
So far my best strategy for using Bluesky is tweeting and skying the same things.
November 30, 2024 at 8:54 AM
So far my best strategy for using Bluesky is tweeting and skying the same things.
A show called Squatting Sunset where they follow along with people who can’t afford to buy in Los Angeles, become squatters in various multimillion dollar homes, and see how long they can stay before a real estate agent and their client discover them.
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 AM
A show called Squatting Sunset where they follow along with people who can’t afford to buy in Los Angeles, become squatters in various multimillion dollar homes, and see how long they can stay before a real estate agent and their client discover them.
I just scheduled my first mammogram. LFG, my elder millennial queens! 💫
November 28, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I just scheduled my first mammogram. LFG, my elder millennial queens! 💫
I listed my colleague on my OOO and purposely didn’t include their email address. That’s teamwork.
November 27, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I listed my colleague on my OOO and purposely didn’t include their email address. That’s teamwork.
Trump’s cabinet picks reinforce what I was told as a child about being able to become anything I want.
November 20, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Trump’s cabinet picks reinforce what I was told as a child about being able to become anything I want.
It feels like 2009 in here and I like it. 🥰
November 15, 2024 at 8:23 PM
It feels like 2009 in here and I like it. 🥰
Hello world.
November 13, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Hello world.