If Bin Laden were still alive, this 80’s hairsprayed wannabe drag queen would’ve invited him to the White House by now.

Facts.
#whitehouse #maga #trump

Not saying I posted this clip a year ago…

(I totally posted this a year ago)
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Trump literally thinks Habeus Corpus is a Mexican dude.
No joke.

Jesse Waters is proof that Rachel Maddow has an evil twin that’s a bitch.

Clearly, the only dance Trump knows is the “‘Jerkin Two Giraffes’ Shuffle,” and…
… he’s building a ballroom. 😆

That’s like a bald dude buying hairspray.

🍊 “Argentina’s fighting for their life”
🎤 “So is Palestine and Ukraine”
🍊 “yeah but fk those guys”

This human walrus-doppelgänger sh*t cannot be unseen 😳
#pedostache

Trump NOT releasing the Epstein files is the presidential equivalent of your S.O. refusing to let you see their phone.

You know what’s up.

ICE: we can’t accept your application because you eat mad ice cream and can’t see your junk without a mirror

BEN N. JERRYSON: but brown folks scare me and I just bought this sweet pair of Brokeleys from 7-11

ICE: omfjeezus sign here
#ICE #MAGA

I, too, like ta pertend I lissened to (or even heared about) Charley Kirk before he got took out by that thang he defended!
MAGA, y’all!

Whatever happened to Vivek?
🤔

For every shooter, the overwhelming concern isn’t “who they were,” or “why they did it.”

It’s how they voted and who’s side they’re on. And that’s fkn lame.

Conservatives will blame McDonald’s after Taco Bell gives them the shits.
#maga