Juniper 💕
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🔞 27 she/her | the wife guy to wife girl pipeline is real | night shifter | literally a master of music | abolish prisons and nationalize Walmart and Amazon
insane small talk aura farming tonight at work. clocked a guest would know about the penny not being minted anymore and that he might want it back after paying $3.25 for a $3.24 item. then nailed a qte talking about Linkin Park & Korn with a gym bro (big deal for someone like me who is very not fit)
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
insane small talk aura farming tonight at work. clocked a guest would know about the penny not being minted anymore and that he might want it back after paying $3.25 for a $3.24 item. then nailed a qte talking about Linkin Park & Korn with a gym bro (big deal for someone like me who is very not fit)
i'm tired of being needed. i really would rather be wanted for a while
January 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
i'm tired of being needed. i really would rather be wanted for a while
cyborg gf that gives you (her) head
January 1, 2026 at 6:58 AM
cyborg gf that gives you (her) head
growing up sucks because what do you mean i'm excited to do the dishes before bed so when i wake up i can have a clean sink before i hop on my Minecraft server with all my friends
December 31, 2025 at 11:17 AM
growing up sucks because what do you mean i'm excited to do the dishes before bed so when i wake up i can have a clean sink before i hop on my Minecraft server with all my friends
no because what fucking straight cis boy hums silent night to her high school girlfriend because she's having trouble sleeping
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 AM
no because what fucking straight cis boy hums silent night to her high school girlfriend because she's having trouble sleeping
i bet Sisyphus jerked it a little sometimes. y'know after a long day rolling a boulder. i would
December 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
i bet Sisyphus jerked it a little sometimes. y'know after a long day rolling a boulder. i would
unfortunately, once again, listening back to old voice training recordings PROVES beyond a SHADOW of a doubt that i'm getting better. progress is measured in months and years, not days
December 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
unfortunately, once again, listening back to old voice training recordings PROVES beyond a SHADOW of a doubt that i'm getting better. progress is measured in months and years, not days
thinking about lancer 😌😌
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
thinking about lancer 😌😌
egg friend's aunt is sending him (her) blahaj memes and she still doesn't get it
December 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
egg friend's aunt is sending him (her) blahaj memes and she still doesn't get it
witch gf who makes you shine her crystal ball every day and it keeps showing you what she's gonna do to you that night
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
witch gf who makes you shine her crystal ball every day and it keeps showing you what she's gonna do to you that night
ugly crying at The Office >>>
December 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
ugly crying at The Office >>>
the artists work in factories and the robots perform on stage
December 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
the artists work in factories and the robots perform on stage
head canoning my fbi agent and my kgb agent and my mss agent and my isa agent all kissing and making out sloppy style
December 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
head canoning my fbi agent and my kgb agent and my mss agent and my isa agent all kissing and making out sloppy style
just read fmab as female assigned at birth instead of fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood 😔 i need to log off 😔
December 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
just read fmab as female assigned at birth instead of fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood 😔 i need to log off 😔
just ordered food over the phone 😎 was only a little anxious 😎
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
just ordered food over the phone 😎 was only a little anxious 😎
keep having dreams about presenting as a girl and they're very distressing because that's very incongruent with the way i have to present right now 😔
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
keep having dreams about presenting as a girl and they're very distressing because that's very incongruent with the way i have to present right now 😔
seriously i have like a 4.2 gpa in talking to customer service representatives
December 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
seriously i have like a 4.2 gpa in talking to customer service representatives
i'm just tired of doing stuff. every day more stuff to do. has anyone talked about this. major design flaw
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
i'm just tired of doing stuff. every day more stuff to do. has anyone talked about this. major design flaw
the lord is cum? 😏
December 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
the lord is cum? 😏
if you would rather almost run me off the road than politely zipper merge, you're a bad person
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
if you would rather almost run me off the road than politely zipper merge, you're a bad person
"i explicitly remember in perfect detail all four times in my life that i've been 'misgendered' in public on account of my long hair" - me, the most cis man anyone has ever met, barely a week before i realized i was wrong about that
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"i explicitly remember in perfect detail all four times in my life that i've been 'misgendered' in public on account of my long hair" - me, the most cis man anyone has ever met, barely a week before i realized i was wrong about that
girlies take your fucking magnesium supplements. it feels like someone turned off the range hood in my brain
December 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
girlies take your fucking magnesium supplements. it feels like someone turned off the range hood in my brain
lesbianism is 48 hours of foreplay
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
lesbianism is 48 hours of foreplay
video games have too many menus nowadays. you can't convince me that it's a good idea to make players go 3+ layers deep in menus with shit layout to find content
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
video games have too many menus nowadays. you can't convince me that it's a good idea to make players go 3+ layers deep in menus with shit layout to find content