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he/they || gay horror and linguistics enthusiast
Trying to work out more but every single fitness thing on the internet is either a scam, sham, or people being plain mean being because you can’t do 50 pushups. Bro how I am going to get there if I can’t figure out what to fuck to do
January 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Trying to work out more but every single fitness thing on the internet is either a scam, sham, or people being plain mean being because you can’t do 50 pushups. Bro how I am going to get there if I can’t figure out what to fuck to do
if I killed every person that was vaguely mean to me I’d have more bodies in my basement than john wayne gacy. but i can’t do that since im not a racist meathead in a murdoch’s bandana
January 12, 2026 at 6:54 AM
if I killed every person that was vaguely mean to me I’d have more bodies in my basement than john wayne gacy. but i can’t do that since im not a racist meathead in a murdoch’s bandana
This also has to be the same guy who gave me pink eye
To the guy who checked out a folklore book I really wanted from my local library in 2018 and hasn’t returned it so my library won’t get a new copy I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I ha
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
This also has to be the same guy who gave me pink eye
To the guy who checked out a folklore book I really wanted from my local library in 2018 and hasn’t returned it so my library won’t get a new copy I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I ha
January 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
To the guy who checked out a folklore book I really wanted from my local library in 2018 and hasn’t returned it so my library won’t get a new copy I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I ha
Just finished downloading. The file was 1.6GB btw
December 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Just finished downloading. The file was 1.6GB btw
This is genuinely painful
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This is genuinely painful
THE GÄVLE GOAT HAS FALLEN LADS!!!🍻
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
THE GÄVLE GOAT HAS FALLEN LADS!!!🍻
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I was a deeply cool kid, I lived on the edge. I played my Wii uncircumcised and without the wrist strap. Televisions hated to see me coming.
December 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I was a deeply cool kid, I lived on the edge. I played my Wii uncircumcised and without the wrist strap. Televisions hated to see me coming.
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In a world awash with negative science/health news this is unashamedly great news. connectsci.au/news/news-pa...
Seventh patient in HIV remission after stem cell transplant | News | ConnectSci
connectsci.au
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 AM
In a world awash with negative science/health news this is unashamedly great news. connectsci.au/news/news-pa...
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
Building a Minecraft data pack, going better than expected considering i haven’t jumped off a roof yet
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Building a Minecraft data pack, going better than expected considering i haven’t jumped off a roof yet
Man this was a banger post
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Man this was a banger post
me when someone STEALS the unique title I came up with: what the fuck is this shit
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
me when someone STEALS the unique title I came up with: what the fuck is this shit
Bruh my health teacher pulled up the myplate thing and this fucking thing popped up what the hell is even going on anymore
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Bruh my health teacher pulled up the myplate thing and this fucking thing popped up what the hell is even going on anymore
ok I stand corrected what day are we even on now
is it just me or doesn’t the government shutdown every other week?
October 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
ok I stand corrected what day are we even on now
I love the guy who does the German audio on wiktionary so much
October 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I love the guy who does the German audio on wiktionary so much
that “everyone should code at least once in their life to see how stupid computers are” tweet is so real. you forgot one bracket? nothing works. everything just collapses like a house of cards
October 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
that “everyone should code at least once in their life to see how stupid computers are” tweet is so real. you forgot one bracket? nothing works. everything just collapses like a house of cards
83° in October? Fuck this
October 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
83° in October? Fuck this
is it just me or doesn’t the government shutdown every other week?
October 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
is it just me or doesn’t the government shutdown every other week?
Hate it when teachers randomly drop new information you’ve not covered in class. I don’t want to go on an internet scavenge hunt to find what you mean (this is directed towards my ASL teacher)
September 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hate it when teachers randomly drop new information you’ve not covered in class. I don’t want to go on an internet scavenge hunt to find what you mean (this is directed towards my ASL teacher)
It would be really funny if the rapture actually happened tomorrow
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It would be really funny if the rapture actually happened tomorrow
uk politics are so predictable: “labour politician does nothing” -> “people elect the tories who promise to do something” -> “the tories crash the economy and make everyone’s lives miserable” -> “people get mad and elect labour politician” -> REPEAT.
September 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
uk politics are so predictable: “labour politician does nothing” -> “people elect the tories who promise to do something” -> “the tories crash the economy and make everyone’s lives miserable” -> “people get mad and elect labour politician” -> REPEAT.
Last year I learnt Bora Bora was a real place and lost my shit. I thought it was Neverland or something like that
Summary of my life: when I was younger I thought the Roman general Hannibal was named after Hannibal Lecter.
September 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Last year I learnt Bora Bora was a real place and lost my shit. I thought it was Neverland or something like that
Summary of my life: when I was younger I thought the Roman general Hannibal was named after Hannibal Lecter.
September 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Summary of my life: when I was younger I thought the Roman general Hannibal was named after Hannibal Lecter.