The chubby one was, "Like, is he dead?"

The skinny one, "I don't know. Peck him."

"You peck him."

"I am not pecking him."

"Did you hear that click?"

"I did. Is it bad?"

"I don't know. He is smiling."

"I don't think he is dead."

"Oh well, we can always crap on him."

"I like how you think."

Historically a 1942 Winston Churchill visit to the White House - he wasn’t in a suit and tie either - he was in his wartime air raid siren outfit

His country was also at war

Don’t let facts get in the way of disgusting performative dirtbags