It’s going to be about 30 years, isn’t it?
September 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It’s going to be about 30 years, isn’t it?
If I fall asleep then spring break is over.
March 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If I fall asleep then spring break is over.
Introvert or silence bully? There is a fine line
February 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Introvert or silence bully? There is a fine line
First try with Flashes
February 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
First try with Flashes
Everything is cramping up!
February 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Everything is cramping up!
I made a solid Mystic Pizza joke and Tam wasn’t even listening.
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother?
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother?
January 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I made a solid Mystic Pizza joke and Tam wasn’t even listening.
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother?
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother?
I had Funyuns and Diet Coke for dinner tonight because nothing matters anymore.
January 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I had Funyuns and Diet Coke for dinner tonight because nothing matters anymore.
Pajama Claus is real!!!
January 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Pajama Claus is real!!!
I forgot to wear a belt today and it is making me deeply uncomfortable.
January 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I forgot to wear a belt today and it is making me deeply uncomfortable.
I’m looking forward to the debut of @flashesapp.bsky.social so I can continue my oversharing habits guilt free.
January 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’m looking forward to the debut of @flashesapp.bsky.social so I can continue my oversharing habits guilt free.
It’s a lot harder to come up with jibber-jabber when you’re consciously thinking to produce it.
January 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It’s a lot harder to come up with jibber-jabber when you’re consciously thinking to produce it.
There is ice cream 2 blocks away but it’s 16 degrees outside. What should I do?
January 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
There is ice cream 2 blocks away but it’s 16 degrees outside. What should I do?
My denture is feeling a little tight today.
January 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My denture is feeling a little tight today.
I’m not having any fun.
December 22, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I’m not having any fun.
This week has aged me a year at least
December 20, 2024 at 5:27 PM
This week has aged me a year at least
I’m gearing up to stop eating sweets on January 1st.
2025 is going to be brutal in so many ways!
2025 is going to be brutal in so many ways!
December 11, 2024 at 5:08 PM
I’m gearing up to stop eating sweets on January 1st.
2025 is going to be brutal in so many ways!
2025 is going to be brutal in so many ways!
I mean, who ISN’T carrying around a handwritten manifesto?
December 9, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I mean, who ISN’T carrying around a handwritten manifesto?
My mouth needs a gut rehab
December 6, 2024 at 2:30 PM
My mouth needs a gut rehab
December 4, 2024 at 1:30 AM
This cold streak is reminding me why I don’t have a dog.
December 3, 2024 at 1:20 PM
This cold streak is reminding me why I don’t have a dog.
I am profoundly uncomfortable wearing sweatpants in public.
There. I said it.
#generationgap #sweatpants #geezeralley
There. I said it.
#generationgap #sweatpants #geezeralley
November 29, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I am profoundly uncomfortable wearing sweatpants in public.
There. I said it.
#generationgap #sweatpants #geezeralley
There. I said it.
#generationgap #sweatpants #geezeralley
One sign that I am in the dark heart of middle age is my growing fascination with model trains and dioramas in general.
November 25, 2024 at 10:30 PM
One sign that I am in the dark heart of middle age is my growing fascination with model trains and dioramas in general.
November 23, 2024 at 5:46 PM