Five syllables first,
Add seven syllables more,
Again, five syllables.

_Materialists_ is supposed to show how unrealistic peoples' expectations are about dating in NYC. It's so bad out there Dakota Johnson has to choose between Pedro Pascal or Chris Evans...

Scientists are desperately trying to create the Joe Rogan of LLMs.

Protest was real

Programming note: I am moving Faked Up from Substack to Ghost. I regret choosing the former because it was expedient but understand those who choose to continue publishing on there -- it's just not for me any more.

fakedup.substack.com/p/im-getting...

Execs ready to replace employees with AI? Well congrats, with "agentic technology" we've mass produced the most unprepared, arrogant, and indolent new hires and they are ready to put down the game controller for ten minutes to help "get you started" on your mission critical task.

Then: Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.

Now: Subscribe to our fish-a-day service (billed annually).

Living in New York City is an abusive relationship.

Conde Nast owning WIRED really puts the bean in counter-culture.

And yet...