Soren Bowie
@sorenbowie.bsky.social
Writer at American Dad. Co-host of Quick Question with Soren and Dan.
Back at work after Thanksgiving and just trying to keep my head above water.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Back at work after Thanksgiving and just trying to keep my head above water.
Big thanks to the botany community for letting me name one.
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Big thanks to the botany community for letting me name one.
I don’t know a lot about politics but it seems bad that Hakeem Jeffries, a NYC congressman and leader of the democratic caucus, hasn’t posted anything since yesterday morning.
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I don’t know a lot about politics but it seems bad that Hakeem Jeffries, a NYC congressman and leader of the democratic caucus, hasn’t posted anything since yesterday morning.
The only time I get a shy bladder in a public restroom is when there’s one of these cracked Barbarian doors right behind the urinal. I don’t want the Mother watching me go.
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The only time I get a shy bladder in a public restroom is when there’s one of these cracked Barbarian doors right behind the urinal. I don’t want the Mother watching me go.
Poor guy must’ve dozed off after this. He’ll be so excited by the news when he wakes up.
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Poor guy must’ve dozed off after this. He’ll be so excited by the news when he wakes up.
Baseball isn’t huge for our family, and for whatever reason our feed of the World Series was 30 seconds ahead of everyone else in our area which meant there were a few moments where my son and I knew the Dodgers won and we could go outside to listen to everybody who really cared live that moment.
November 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Baseball isn’t huge for our family, and for whatever reason our feed of the World Series was 30 seconds ahead of everyone else in our area which meant there were a few moments where my son and I knew the Dodgers won and we could go outside to listen to everybody who really cared live that moment.
In case you thought I was kidding. On this October 13th of the year 2025 AD.
October 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In case you thought I was kidding. On this October 13th of the year 2025 AD.
Even Shakey’s logo loses confidence half way through.
October 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Even Shakey’s logo loses confidence half way through.
Showing up on our first date an hour early to neatly tick this article inside your menu.
September 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Showing up on our first date an hour early to neatly tick this article inside your menu.
Look at this fuckin dork elf.
September 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Look at this fuckin dork elf.
Bump! Pls help asap
September 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Bump! Pls help asap
Blsky help rqst: how do I get some new dumbfuck disinformation vigilantes? I feel like I got all the same ones I used to have on Twitter.
September 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Blsky help rqst: how do I get some new dumbfuck disinformation vigilantes? I feel like I got all the same ones I used to have on Twitter.
It’s a pretty good Roger.
August 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It’s a pretty good Roger.
How can anyone argue against paying WNBA players more? They’re out there sharing tights with the other team.
August 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
How can anyone argue against paying WNBA players more? They’re out there sharing tights with the other team.
This gas station bathroom was so grim I didn’t think anything could save it, until…
July 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This gas station bathroom was so grim I didn’t think anything could save it, until…
Buncha freaks on this flight all huffing their own farts.
June 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Buncha freaks on this flight all huffing their own farts.
And if anyone happened to steal some pairs of underwear from the girls dorm and run them up those flagpoles I couldn’t stop you, but you better believe I’m gonna get an eyeful.
June 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
And if anyone happened to steal some pairs of underwear from the girls dorm and run them up those flagpoles I couldn’t stop you, but you better believe I’m gonna get an eyeful.
Imagine the engagement political cold texts would get if they could point to a single time the thing they promised actually happened.
June 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Imagine the engagement political cold texts would get if they could point to a single time the thing they promised actually happened.
When the dryer finishes and I know I have to fold my wife’s weirdly stitched clothes.
June 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
When the dryer finishes and I know I have to fold my wife’s weirdly stitched clothes.
Shit, shit, shit. I was gonna break up with her on this picnic. This basket is completely empty. I’m fucked.
May 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Shit, shit, shit. I was gonna break up with her on this picnic. This basket is completely empty. I’m fucked.
“Tell me Data, what do you know of human emotion?”
“I know humans feel deeply, primarily that Kill the Boer is a racially charged call to violence against white Afrikaners.”
“I know humans feel deeply, primarily that Kill the Boer is a racially charged call to violence against white Afrikaners.”
May 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
“Tell me Data, what do you know of human emotion?”
“I know humans feel deeply, primarily that Kill the Boer is a racially charged call to violence against white Afrikaners.”
“I know humans feel deeply, primarily that Kill the Boer is a racially charged call to violence against white Afrikaners.”
As a guy who is also over 40 and really tries his best to stay fit, I don’t think we’ve acknowledged what an achievement it was for Ryan Gosling’s stomach to look like this while hunched over and singing.
April 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
As a guy who is also over 40 and really tries his best to stay fit, I don’t think we’ve acknowledged what an achievement it was for Ryan Gosling’s stomach to look like this while hunched over and singing.
What is a woman? No one knows for sure but we at BusinessLoans have some ideas.
April 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What is a woman? No one knows for sure but we at BusinessLoans have some ideas.
Sending my To Do list back in time to my teenage self so he knows we made it to the top.
April 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sending my To Do list back in time to my teenage self so he knows we made it to the top.