Sordid Alt
@sordidburner.bsky.social
Alt account for middle-aged dude to post all their more sordid ruminations. Maybe I'm famous! he/him and queer i suppose, very occasionally NSFW if I'm feeling particularly adventurous, but good at labels. For that.
Feeling mildly exhibitionistic this morning
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Feeling mildly exhibitionistic this morning
Reposted by Sordid Alt
Tomorrow night at Alamo Brooklyn: the new 2K restoration of Hisayasu Satō’s masterpiece RE-WIND (aka CELLULOID NIGHTMARES), presented by filmmaker Heather Landsman.
Still some tickets left:
drafthouse.com/nyc/event/we...
Still some tickets left:
drafthouse.com/nyc/event/we...
October 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Tomorrow night at Alamo Brooklyn: the new 2K restoration of Hisayasu Satō’s masterpiece RE-WIND (aka CELLULOID NIGHTMARES), presented by filmmaker Heather Landsman.
Still some tickets left:
drafthouse.com/nyc/event/we...
Still some tickets left:
drafthouse.com/nyc/event/we...
Happy bi visibility days to the closeted guys that get off on the scenario i suggest in chat but can't actually hook up, let me at least provide you some momentary fantasy
September 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Happy bi visibility days to the closeted guys that get off on the scenario i suggest in chat but can't actually hook up, let me at least provide you some momentary fantasy
I have the decency to not meet up for an afternoon tryst to have some stranger blow me at any hotel that works with ICE, sorry
August 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I have the decency to not meet up for an afternoon tryst to have some stranger blow me at any hotel that works with ICE, sorry
While there's excitement in the fantasy of being a guy's "first time" with another guy, I have found out that the actual execution of this is... variable. It helps when a student is willing to learn
July 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
While there's excitement in the fantasy of being a guy's "first time" with another guy, I have found out that the actual execution of this is... variable. It helps when a student is willing to learn
IML weekend is always entertaining for me, though entirely because the grid changes a lot more
May 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
IML weekend is always entertaining for me, though entirely because the grid changes a lot more
celebrating finally being at the weight it says I am on my sniffles profile
May 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
celebrating finally being at the weight it says I am on my sniffles profile
When you open the sordid apps in a gayborhood instead of your suburban home
May 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
When you open the sordid apps in a gayborhood instead of your suburban home
Beginning to think the bots on sniffles aren't reading my profile closely
May 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Beginning to think the bots on sniffles aren't reading my profile closely
Man, you married straight guys do NOT know how to take good nude shots of yourselves
May 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Man, you married straight guys do NOT know how to take good nude shots of yourselves
Have become just fine with straight-identified guys discussing some hot potential scenario in great detail and then flaking before meeting up, sometimes you just want the thrill of temptation and knowing it's out there, I get it
April 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Have become just fine with straight-identified guys discussing some hot potential scenario in great detail and then flaking before meeting up, sometimes you just want the thrill of temptation and knowing it's out there, I get it
Ah nothing like having a conversation and reaching into your pocket to find a broken cockring from yesterday that was awkwardly shoved there during a CMNM encounter
March 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ah nothing like having a conversation and reaching into your pocket to find a broken cockring from yesterday that was awkwardly shoved there during a CMNM encounter
Jeez you guys on Sniffies have no idea how to take pictures of yourselves
December 25, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Jeez you guys on Sniffies have no idea how to take pictures of yourselves
Aged to the point where in the movie theater before the movie starts I'll be on The Apps without concern. YES, STRAIGHT COUPLE BEHIND ME, I AM TRYING TO ARRANGE A POST-MOVIE BLOW JOB, YOU HAVE FUN STAYING FOR THE MID-CREDIT SEQUENCE
December 1, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Aged to the point where in the movie theater before the movie starts I'll be on The Apps without concern. YES, STRAIGHT COUPLE BEHIND ME, I AM TRYING TO ARRANGE A POST-MOVIE BLOW JOB, YOU HAVE FUN STAYING FOR THE MID-CREDIT SEQUENCE
Got into the woods a bit and now only aroused by straight guys agreeing to gay sex because they need to buy Funko Pops of Dreamworks characters for their girlfriend (must also have the right amount of reluctance when first touching a cock, if they say "I've never done this before" out loud I'm soft)
November 30, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Got into the woods a bit and now only aroused by straight guys agreeing to gay sex because they need to buy Funko Pops of Dreamworks characters for their girlfriend (must also have the right amount of reluctance when first touching a cock, if they say "I've never done this before" out loud I'm soft)
Thankful for hotel bathroom lighting
November 30, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Thankful for hotel bathroom lighting
I hope he knows how much his outreach is appreciated
November 30, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I hope he knows how much his outreach is appreciated
People whose username is Lost Chats should really be prepared for finale spoilers at this point
November 29, 2024 at 11:55 PM
People whose username is Lost Chats should really be prepared for finale spoilers at this point
I now have enough likes to "train the discovery feed", glad i can use this to explore my dom side
November 28, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I now have enough likes to "train the discovery feed", glad i can use this to explore my dom side
Generally no better way to get a ton of responses on The Apps than leaving town in an hour
November 28, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Generally no better way to get a ton of responses on The Apps than leaving town in an hour