You use one if you jump off an airship.
September 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You use one if you jump off an airship.
I’ll teach you. I love horrible words.
September 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’ll teach you. I love horrible words.
I’ll sneak you birth control unless it’s mine
September 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’ll sneak you birth control unless it’s mine
[Hugs him abruptly.]
You’re so annoyingly sweet.
You’re so annoyingly sweet.
September 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
[Hugs him abruptly.]
You’re so annoyingly sweet.
You’re so annoyingly sweet.
Wow, my real name… you mean it.
September 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Wow, my real name… you mean it.
🤝 The haters want us.
September 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
🤝 The haters want us.
Apparently! Seems they got the shipment too early or some such.
August 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Apparently! Seems they got the shipment too early or some such.
You’ll have to take that up with whomever named it. Why not just call it oatmeal at that point.
August 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
You’ll have to take that up with whomever named it. Why not just call it oatmeal at that point.
I do not.
Though if you were to tease me harder…
Though if you were to tease me harder…
August 31, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I do not.
Though if you were to tease me harder…
Though if you were to tease me harder…
Certainly you meant kill, yes?
August 31, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Certainly you meant kill, yes?
Find me when you figure out how for real.
August 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Find me when you figure out how for real.
I’m not an option in general, but I like to keep track.
August 31, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I’m not an option in general, but I like to keep track.
They offered whipped cream, but I find the stuff vile. So no.
August 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
They offered whipped cream, but I find the stuff vile. So no.