Why do all the men think they’re philosophers all of a sudden? Stop trying to bring up Kant. He can’t protect you right now.

Shower thought: Are the expensive heirloom tomatoes at the grocery store really heirloom tomatoes? I noticed they look like the same 4 kinds of tomatoes but in the same bin. It’s kind of like how chicken nuggets have the same 3 “natural” looking shapes.

I can’t stop thinking of funny things and I’m trying not bust out laughing to myself on the quiet metro. I’m turning red like a tomato.

I just remembered that there was a time when my mom thought every middle eastern guy on the street was Omar Khadr.

I’m going to start talking like a TikTok/Instagram reel to see if I can dopamine addict y’all in real life.

Feeling a 90s Bikini Kill girly punk feminist energy come over me. Gonna make scars in metal and I’ll show some teeth.

Can we address the young CS girl demeaned by romantic partner (a CS guy who thinks he’s better than her) pipeline? Why is it the same story over and over again. AHHHHHH. When will these guys realize their ego is grounded on bs?!

I fucking love Celia Cruz

PSA reminder to everyone that I have a Danny Devito retainer. Ok goodnight

If I ever become someone’s ethnic technical girlfriend, just take me out to pasture.