Sophistitfunk
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Sophistitfunk
@sophistifunk.bsky.social
Sophistifunk, aristocats, distinguished dogs, clean up your acts
No secret sound???
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
QOTW: Super Metroid used to be my "I'm playing through this fucker this weekend" game, along with Link to the Past. my fave memory, though, is when my son picked up Super Metroid and fucking loved it. He is almost a bigger fan of Metroid than I am. Passing on fandom is surprisingly rewarding.
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Go full Pfieffer-Catwoman
July 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Legit when I say Bananza is my favorite experience. I was blown away after not having huge expectations. I sat during my first playthrough as my mouth was agape. I'm 42 years old and this game literally made me feel like a kid again. Runner up: getting a DKC VHS preview in the mail via Nintendo Pwr
July 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I guarantee there is Resident Evil stuck porn
July 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
FUck me, I keep replying to a week-old post.
July 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
TL is totally right, for once. ;) Gambling is freaky right now and it is everywhere.
July 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Addendum to UNO talk: Vegas Stakes (SNES) taught me ALL the casino games at a very young age. Don't gamble real money, kids.
July 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hey, gang! My answer is Squirrel Girl. I don't know too much about her, having only read a couple of issues, but the fact that she has a squirrel named Tippy-Toe and accidentally beats everyone seems like game-fodder. PS-does no one remember game prices in mid-90s? Chrono Trigger was $85. LUV sho!!!
July 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
'But we delivered the bomb.' They couldn't have in actuality, since the Trinity test did not take place until July 16, 1945. Hiroshima was early August.
June 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The bit where Chris goes on as the blues singer talking about Fire Emblem Dueling Fates almost made me drop a barbell onto my chest because I started laughing so hard. Happy 600, congrats! PS - Matt, I got your reference to Stairway to Heaven and I say "Does anyone remember laughter" constantly.
November 1, 2024 at 6:45 PM
The Babadook
June 28, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Game Pass is THE ONLY reason I have invested in Xbox the last two gens instead of Playstation.
February 7, 2024 at 8:55 PM