You can silence a tick? Ticking drives me nuts. I once gave a bad review of a clock with a sweep second hand because it ticked.

My Shipt shopper got a Really Big Tip/Christmas Bonus last week. Hopefully she'll be up for another small grocery run tomorrow. She does this for a living, and I *SO* appreciate her!

I had to turn the sound off because wow, that's annoying, but look at him go! 👍

He needs something full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. A tale told by an idiot.

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I'm over here enjoying my free Pandora stations until I discover I've been hearing the same 3 songs done 10 different ways all day. 🤦‍♀️

It doesn't *have* to be restored to running condition, does it? I'm thinking sculpture. For the birdies, of course.

I'm sure you could do something amazing with that once the seller moved the decimal point on the price.

Holy Shit I wanna stuff an apple in his mouth and roast him on a spit for a herd of hyenas.

"Caturday" has been trending every day this week and I want to tell them to use the clutch and put 'er into gear. Not that I come here for much more than cats...

I really hate what they've done to a perfectly good appliance. Every time I shop around for a replacement for our ancient Amana I want to go to Dicker & Deal for a used basic model. Make Dad proud.

Oh, dear. Is she okay, or bored?

I keep a notepad on my desk for those terms I know but can't access any more. Like *checks notes* "philanthropic" and "novelty song". I haven't written in it in a long time because it's hopeless to spew *grabs thesaurus* non sequiturs thinking I'll get an idea across. 🤷‍♀️

I looked at the global map last night and saw to my horror that Greenland and Iceland were warmer than the US Midwest. *whimpers*

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😆 Shame on housekeeping.

That's contingent on them surviving all the preventable diseases and conditions their folks are not vaccinating against and removing insurance coverage for.