Sophie Schmieg
@sophieschmieg.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
Leading cryptography (ISE Crypto) at Google.
Opinions my own.
Content usually badly explained mathematics
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Opinions my own.
Content usually badly explained mathematics
[bridged from https://infosec.exchange/@sophieschmieg on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
"Okay fine, you can have one of the red balls, but you need to promise to never leave again"
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Okay fine, you can have one of the red balls, but you need to promise to never leave again"
This might be the most Canadian beverage possible
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This might be the most Canadian beverage possible
Help, I'm trapped!
October 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Help, I'm trapped!
Don't make me take out the emergency entropy generators again.
(Context: https://lkml.org/lkml/2025/10/17/1729)
(Context: https://lkml.org/lkml/2025/10/17/1729)
October 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Don't make me take out the emergency entropy generators again.
(Context: https://lkml.org/lkml/2025/10/17/1729)
(Context: https://lkml.org/lkml/2025/10/17/1729)
I know my wifely duties.
September 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I know my wifely duties.
Sealed data
September 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Sealed data
Binah: "Ah that's your problem right there, there are outlets that power the vacuum monster, I will fix that for you for free, no problem"
September 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Binah: "Ah that's your problem right there, there are outlets that power the vacuum monster, I will fix that for you for free, no problem"
Meetecho mobile continues to be the most best fun part of IETF
July 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Meetecho mobile continues to be the most best fun part of IETF
Madrid is ready for PQC!
July 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Madrid is ready for PQC!
July 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My sister is defending her PhD today. Unbeknownst to her, I happen to be in the region and will drop by for "moral support".
May 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
My sister is defending her PhD today. Unbeknownst to her, I happen to be in the region and will drop by for "moral support".
Ah, yes, the two genders
May 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Ah, yes, the two genders
The Google office today, celebrating Labor Day with Star Wars themed cookies
May 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The Google office today, celebrating Labor Day with Star Wars themed cookies
I think I put that together wrong.
April 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I think I put that together wrong.