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Cryptkeeper Sophie Luther
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NAFO Memeslinger, Fictional Cryptkeeper, Christian Satirist. Chief Sinner. Friend of all Faiths. Defender of Atheists. #NAFO #Resistance 🇺🇲🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇵🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇬🇪
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Fella boost incoming!
A 155mm self-propelled howitzer opens fire on some hapless vatniks.
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Our greatest president warned us too.
FDR'S warning rings louder than ever today. "We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American Eagle in order to feather their own nests." -Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1941
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Fellas always have your back.
The Shiba Inu crew of a HIMARS stands beside their vehicle in front of a setting sun holding signs that spell out BOOST.
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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This war has been raging for eons.
Tweet from Classy Warfare: "The War on Christmas cannot end until Christmas stops its illegal occupation of November."
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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A soldier pears out of his trench, remarking, "We are lucky that they are so fucking stupid."
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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No but it seems he's stiffed the demolition crew.

Very on brand for him.
Headline: ACECO Engineering and Construction, the firm in charge of the White House East Wing demolition, has called out President Donald Trump over unpaid balances for their services in demolishing the historic building.
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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A photo of Trump with the caption: It's "super victim"! The whiniest bitch in America.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Fella boost incoming!
A 155mm self-propelled howitzer opens fire on vatnik positions. NAFO
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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This quote is apocryphal.

This one is legit.
"A church that sets no limits to love, that knows no enemies to fight but only men and women to love, is the Church that the world needs today." -Pope Leo XIV
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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"I stole your post. I leave you this pickle."
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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George Washington remarks, "It's like they didn't listen at all." Jesus chimes in with, "Bro, same."
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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He's swinging a big stick.
Pope Leo XIV holding a baseball bat.
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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What does it say about swaps?

🙃
"I stole your post. I leave you this pickle."
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Here's something good he actually said. (Or wrote.)
"A church that sets no limits to love, that knows no enemies to fight but only men ans women to love, that is the Chirch that the world needs today." -Pope Leo XIV
October 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Fella boost incoming!
A fella flying on a Flamingo cruise missile surveys the damage at a burning vatnik oil refinery before deciding where to make it worse. NAFO
October 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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"The problem isn't a lack of money, food, water, or land. The problem is that you've given control of these things to a group of greedy psychopaths who care more about maintaining their own power than helping mankind." -Bill Hicks
October 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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While hosting Family Fued, Steve Harvey asks the contestant, "Things you can find at a Trump golf course." On the board: -Wife's corpse -Nuclear secrets -Assholes
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Fella boost incoming!
A self-propelled 155m howitzer lays down fire support. NAFO
October 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Maybe Bill played muse that day. 😇
"The problem isn't a lack of money, food, water or land. The problem is that you've given control of these things to a group of greedy psychopaths who care more about maintaining their own power than helping mankind." -Bill Hicks
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Fella boost incoming!
A HIMARS truck with its doors open wide, revealing a maniacal grin painted across the vehicle. "Smile & Boost" NAFO
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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So it has been written, so let it be done.
A group of inflatable frog protesters stand outside the ICE facility. Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
October 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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NAFO reclaimed the Shiba Inu.

The resistance should do the same with the frogs!
"We choose to bonk these pro-Russian pussies with memes and do these other things not just because they are easy, but because they are fun." -President John Fella Kennedy
October 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Fella boost incoming!
A fire-breathing flamingo immolates a Russian castle.
October 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Still a favorite.
Jesus tells the gathering, "Love your neighbor as yourself." A man in the crowd asks, "Who is my neighbor?" Jesus retorts, "It's whoever you were hoping I wouldn't say."
September 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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My guardian angel was once young and energetic when we first met, but all those years of looking after me have taken its toll. Pic: An elderly female angel smokes a cigarette before her watch begins.
September 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM