another day another hum drum

The secret to movie theater popcorn, is Flavacol. Its got all the essential vitamins and nutrients for a growing young piece of corn.

still a muffin, still huffin

remember to relax your pelvic floor when someone is entering you anally, you can do this by breathing into your diaphram

i was thinking of getting a gun for protection but I wouldn't know what to get

what should I watch I'm thinking the mllionth rerun of whatever show ever

i've never eaten an LED and maybe someday I also won't

im a little muffin and I love to get crumby