oh my god it took me like 10 minutes in my iphone photos app but yea sure 😅

apparently today’s a “meme the shit out of the posts I see on bsky” day

picturing this meme but it’s Aux now lmfao

Bonus design for Ari after Ginni cuts her hair for the swap and teaches her a proper curl routine (and she practices smiling more, cause she’s been kinda weird about smiles since yk her main parental influence is Alastor).

and yes this technically also counts as what Ginni looks like in Ari’s fit

“I’m not looking at her in any special way!“ Niffty says about Ginni-as-Ari, lying, while in actual floods of tears.

Alastor, baffled: “well alrighty then, Niffty dear, if you say so”

“Ginni we gotta get them to switch us back fast, Valentino is trying to marry Dad”
“Ari that’s crazy, Val is just Dad’s business partner. Besides I’m having fun with Papa and the hotel gang”
“What? Papa just ignores me most of the time”
“Yeah and it’s great Dad is too overbearing I feel free”
“GIRL”

and Ari’s gonna be there like “Papa basically never takes me to his radio tower and especially not when he’s actually working, this is the fucking best” but then she notices Val getting all cosy with Vox later that day and is like “ah fuck you’ve gotta be joking” and has to call Ginni and tell her

A lot of the scenes that happen in Parent Trap will be reshuffled just to go with whichever parent it makes the most sense for tbh (e.g. the scene with Hallie-as-Annie and her mum going to the wedding shoot will be Vox with Ari-as-Ginni going to a Velvette fashion shoot because come on now)

Like yeah of course he loves Ari a lot but he almost resents her for even her tiny hints of Vox-like traits. Rosie did a lot of the raising of Ari when she was small and Niffty and Husk have also cared for her a lot since they came under contract w Al.

I don’t think Al’s a bad dad he’s just awkward

Sorry I gave you both glasses girls but let’s be real both your dads had shit vision in life I think it stands to reason that you need to use glasses lmao

giving the twins their papa’s curls AS THE GOOD LORD INTENDED AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

In a shocking turn of events the one who has longer hair and doesn’t care for their curls is the one living with Alastor, because Vox has Velvette to help his twin w that shit and Alastor has forgotten how to do it

NO I DONT KNOW WHO GAVE BIRTH DONT ASK ME (yet)

“of course they look the spitting image of you, you stupid deer” he said when they were born while literally almost sobbing with joy

Alastor thinks the girls look like his momma and is also absolutely enamoured

I AM NOT COPING WELL WITH THE WAIT FOR CHAPTER 10

I will be clinging to my own hc that ageing works differently in Hell but this is going an entire diff way than usual
Am basically thinking of these kids as like… ageing the way D&D elves do, so physically grown in normal human timeframes but mental and emotional maturity takes almost a century

truly nobody should have let these men create life they’re much better at ending it

& of course OF COURSE

the canon breakup is the reason they split the twins up and decide to raise them as only children, bc the plot of the Parent Trap is kinda batshit insane BUT when you put it with two repressed gay idiots in Hell honestly maybe that WAS a better solution than 50/50 custody tbh

Ok but the concept of a Hell summer camp is intensely funny oh god

“some idiot sinners figured out how to have children so I GUESS WE NEED EDUCATION & CHILDCARE INFRASTRUCTURE NOW” - Lucifer, yelling in the halls of the royal palace and throwing his duckies around like he’s in a goddamn rage room

I SAY IT WITH LOVE I SWEAR ur fankids bring me great joy and inspiration