SootKrate
sootkrate.bsky.social
SootKrate
@sootkrate.bsky.social
Love being ignored by everyone all day lmao (I'm crying)
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I should NOT be allowed to pump my own flavor syrups
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hot take - I should be able to listen to music without someone saying "OMG YOURE LISTENING TO *I BELIEVE I CAN FLY* THAT MEANS YOU SUPPORT R KELLY" Like bruh 💀
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
So if madre means mother in Spanish, and -dere is a term for romantic love, then madere means milf
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Everyone in the gc is offline I think that means they hate me
September 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me: I'm so sorry I can't make it anymore (lie)

Also me: I'm so lonely why does nobody invite me out
September 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The first rule of group therapy is that you don't ask out other members of the group bro tf you on
August 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Mountain Dew and Nike collab: Just Dew It
July 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I hate having good dreams because I wake up and realize he still hates me
May 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Friend : Can't meet up today sorry

Me, on the verge of tears : All good my man, dwbi!!
April 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Whenever I'm scared there's like a serial killer in my house I remember I'm suicidal so I'm not scared anymore
April 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Friends at the start of the year: 7
Friends in April: 2

I'm not doing so good chat
April 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If Corina Boettger thinks Jacob is an asshole for still deciding to voice in game during the strike, why don't they stop too? They said themself that "some people need the money and can't afford it," so why aren't they extending that courtesy to our new VAs?
April 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Nothing like trusting someone with an opinion on someone else, and they go and tell that person. Like thanks babe appreciate the minor betrayal.
April 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Bro I just had a middle finger contest with some guy coming out of the "Ageless Men's Health" store in his cybertruck

Poor baby had to get his Viagra pills 😔🙏
April 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Just dmed a YouTuber I love and realized he can see my posts ruh roh
March 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I need Nicholas Van Pape 😔🙏
March 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My superpower is shedding enough hair to make several wigs a week
March 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Parasyte the Maxim au: Migi doesn't attach to Shinichi's hand but to his dick instead and the mouth is his urethra and the eyes are his balls
March 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
One of the good things about the Hoyo voice actor strike is that I get to embarrass myself by doing the voices myself
February 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Can we just start break checking cybertrucks? Cuz I mean even if you get ticketed or smth they still wreck their million dollar pos-on-wheels
February 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Had a dream that Google started charging for opening new tabs and unfortunately I think I might be having a premonition
February 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Posting updates where logically nobody will see them but maybe they will is actually more validating than therapy for some reason
February 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Just boarded, let's hope it's not the fourth this month
February 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Reposted by SootKrate
February 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM