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Every day I wake up with a song in my head. Many not on my playlist 🤔. I call them “Head song of the day.”
Street educated musician.
At days end all we’re left with is experience’s and stories. Make them good. Tell them better!
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What do you do when you come home and the children are hungry and your spouse walks in the door well fed from being out with friends spending all the money. You say: the kids are hungry!
The reply is: I don’t care about the kids.
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
1 year ago today, my Daughter and I stood by my Son ❤️(32) as he left us. He passed away due to a prescription BP medication, Lisinopril.
Not 1 law firm in the country has the spine to go after BIG PHARMA.
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Clitorises like a #2 Dixon pencil.
November 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Even when Joe Biden was sleeping, he was thinking!
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
In 1969 when I was a little fella working at a Deli in Jersey City, ground beef was .65 cents a lb.
It is now $9.00 lb.
But beef is going down! 😂
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Release the epstein files!
We need to take care of the baby girls and …. this was laying on top and standing behind of.
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Obama said if I attempted a 3rd term, he’s coming out of retirement.
What do I do!
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Way to make your children feel safe.
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
And we won’t see a penny of that. Why you ask!
Because that’s the Kings money.
October 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Got mine 16 years ago.
And I didn’t even have to ask for it!
October 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
And he was practically begging!
He even had Bibi shuffling for him!
October 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Pulitzer Prize! You!
October 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
You really had him believing he was going to get the Nobel.
Good job.
October 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Breaking News:
Barack Hussein Obama receives Nobel Peace Prize.
“16 YEARS AGO!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
October 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
A a beautiful fresh sourdough loaf with infused maple crust.
In the immortal words of Robert Plant: “oh so good”!
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Fact: He was a useful tool. Because trump doesn’t associate with people who look like this.
September 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
They’ll be a point when you come home, a police car parked in front of your house.You enter and find the capt. of your local PD fucking your wife or 14 YO daughter against their will. Who you gunna call?
This is the start. Don’t believe me? Ask any old German that lived through the holocaust.
September 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This is what was lying on top of 13 YO girls.
August 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
August 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
trump will never be able to convince people he was actually shot.
But Kimberly is living proof Gavin dodged a bullet!
August 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Before the year is out, Gavin Newsom will be on the cover of Time, GQ, Maclean's, Vogue and Spectator.
Shortly after he will be announced as a candidate for the Nobel Piece Prize.
August 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The rest of those slack jaw Democrats should procure a set of balls where Gavin got his from!
August 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Gavin Newsom has been recommended for recipient of the Nobel Piece Prize.
August 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I told you stupid motherfuckers! Now give me the support I deserve and stay out of my business.
August 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM