I’m no antique brass expert, but my mom used to collect it and used something called Brasso to keep it clean. It even removed the green tarnish.

You should climb over cars and trucks. When people yell at you to get off their vehicle, just tell them fitness experts recommend a route with varying inclines and terrain.

Finally replaced the LED bulb in the bedroom ceiling fan. It lasted 17 years—because I followed the manufacturer’s recommendation: barely use it.

Prime Directives:
1. Serve the public trust
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law
4. Prevent proliferation of hostile genetic lineage

Justin Hammer comes to mind when I think of Elon Musk.

Since The Thing That Should Not Be keeps me up All Nightmare Long and I have to wait Until it Sleeps, a new mattress might do it some good.

Ah yes. Totally normal.

*slowly backs away to pick up a bucket of water*