lol omg where is that typo I need to point it out to Dad

I worked in a deli briefly (unfortunately—best job ever) and something tells me the more stressed you are, esp with your coworkers, the more likely you are to accidentally slice up/off some of your own digits 😔

Jk all men are trash until proven otherwise 😔

And for a MAN

He better not be fkn trash 😠
Or worse
DISEASED
Or even worse
DIVORCED

YES I LAUGHED bc wtf else am I gonna do when a friend ghosts me for the night 😭