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Oh, Google has been getting worse for a long while now. I’ve switched to Duck Duck Go but frankly it’s not great either, just better. They also have an AI feature but you can turn it off.
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Maybe the closest thing I can think of is the Everts and their chastity nonsense. They’re definitely prominent in the Catholic world, or at least they were when I was growing up.
November 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Presumably he wants the aesthetics of Catholicism with all the substance of evangelicalism. Surprising to no one, most of the Catholics involved in right-wing politics are like this.
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
And I grew up in a family that was actually serious about Catholicism! Again, by no means the most extreme it can get, but it wasn’t exactly casual, either.
November 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Same. People joke about Catholic guilt but I don’t have anywhere near this level of trauma due to a Catholic upbringing. I mean, this level of extreme *exists* in the Catholic Church, but it’s not prevalent, at least not anywhere in the US that I’ve experienced.
November 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
You’ve sold me on both The Lighthouse and The VVitch based on your sheer enthusiasm (and the assurances that they are not *too* scary)
November 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Being a socially awkward extrovert is hard 🙃
November 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Well, that was… fine? Idk. I just kinda danced the whole time. I was approached twice and I couldn’t understand jack shit either time! No clue what anyone was trying to say to me lmao
November 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I’m hot. I’m gay. I’m surrounded by hot gays. Why is this so hard 😩
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Did I mention this is a goth club? I am not goth but I am wearing the uniform
November 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This is extremely funny to get this response but no thanks, I will not be DMing you
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
There will be an event later on but for now it’s just a bunch of people already in groups
November 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I’m really hot right now too so it feels like a waste to not do anything
November 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I don’t drink… do I just ask the bartender for a club soda 🫠
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My best friend was supposed to come too but they had an emergency so here I am! I was not going to waste $30 because I had no one to go with
November 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Enoch, my beloved
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ugh same. I still cannot believe how much of a scam working for Instacart is — I got the same amount of pay for so much less work once I started Uber Eats, although I despised both jobs
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Even though on some level I knew I was basically no longer Catholic my entire thought process for Confirmation was, “I better get this done so if I ever leave and then come back to the faith, I don’t have to do any RCIA shit!”

Yet I still was like, “ ah yes, I am a faithful enthusiastic Catholic”
October 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fuckkkk yes I’m interested but I’m also in the US, which is obviously a problem™
October 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yeah, I’m not invoking Hannah Arendt because I think she’d agree with you, buddy, pun or not
October 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Thank you for your vote 🫡
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Banal-ink-ty of evil 😔
October 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I specify AFAB because Jim subverts the “woman disguised as a man on a pirate ship” trope, but a case probably could be made for any gender non-conforming person.

That still leaves a small list of candidates, either way!
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM