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Hilary Banks
@soniamariesays.bsky.social
I'm a beautiful woman trapped in an even more beautiful woman's body. (she/her // opinions are my own)
I may make plenty of mistakes, but I can always count on parenting groups to make me feel better about my judgment!!
April 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
today in parenting groups: I'm actually speechless...
April 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
we put on Mister Rogers Neighborhood for something chill when my toddler wakes up from his nap

Mister Rogers starts singing "It's Such a Good Feeling" and my husband goes "oh yeah, I always forget this is what Daniel Tiger is based off of"
March 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
was watching the latest #WhiteLotus episode again and was thinking @natasharothwell.bsky.social kinda reminds me of my Grandma when she was young
March 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
a new level of approaching the point has been unlocked:
February 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
just saw an adult woman say Go Ask Alice is her favorite book
February 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
today, my son asked for something specific for dinner AND ACTUALLY ATE IT!! he's on his second bowl right now.

if you've ever been responsible for feeding a toddler (esp a very picky one), you know how huge of a deal this is 😭
February 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
everyone's freaking out about the "I don't negotiate with terrorists" story meanwhile.... #SNL50
February 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
my mom: "maybe the Alexa with the screen will help us in the kitchen"

the recipes it recommends:
February 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
just another day navigating anti-vaxx misinfo in mom groups... mind you, this is bc I said "Google University means nothing to me"
February 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
🎶 aaaaaaaaaaaa-men 🎶
February 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
nah this should put paternity questions to bed, he's def a Mountbatten
February 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
when I tell you mom groups are full of the absolute dumbest questions...
February 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
dream celeb interaction
February 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
lately, my toddler has been responding to us telling him to do/not to do things with "I can do anything I wanna do" (like that exact verbiage) and we've been like "where the hell did he learn that??"

turns out, it's an unintended consequence of letting him watch Blues Clues 😭
February 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
look, I love Michael Sheen and I know Peter Morgan does too but after looking up David Frost... was Steve Coogan busy?
January 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I stun in new glasses
January 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
nothing makes me feel dumber than when I love songs independently and then realize way later than I should've "oh it's bc one is very clearly a sample of the other"
January 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I am so lucky to be his mom 😭
January 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
January 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
they didn't even give us til midnight????
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Mind you, this was posted in a MOM group. Like, for MOMS.
January 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Reading Holes for the first time since I was a teenager to refresh my memory before the series adaptation.

As a huge fan of the movie, I've been thinking no one can do the Warden like Sigourney Weaver but you know who I realize could actually eat???
January 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I give the organic crunchy MAHA moms a lot of shit but uh... idk if strawberries should be this big and red??
January 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
there's no one I'd rather lean on for support—emotionally, but also when my feet hurt. happy anniversary @feenster78.bsky.social ❤️
December 30, 2024 at 2:52 PM