Jodie Fester
@songsofstorms.bsky.social
32 NJ He/Him
Art, Anime, Manga, Horror
Art, Anime, Manga, Horror
Thrifted an unfortunate lamp today
February 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Thrifted an unfortunate lamp today
The laundromat is empty and a woman decided to throw her IKEA bag of dirty clothes down in front of my machines while there’s 2 minutes left on them
January 27, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The laundromat is empty and a woman decided to throw her IKEA bag of dirty clothes down in front of my machines while there’s 2 minutes left on them
The limited produce variety in my local grocery stores has been negatively impactful of my WASP fantasy
January 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM
The limited produce variety in my local grocery stores has been negatively impactful of my WASP fantasy
Unrelated I put away laundry that I did on Saturday and that was my accomplishment for the day
January 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Unrelated I put away laundry that I did on Saturday and that was my accomplishment for the day
Gay guys have to be stopped
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Gay guys have to be stopped
4:30 am and I’m the drunkest I’ve ever been. Got to see NPBFAG and MIB and acknowledge I’m an aging millennial. Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 9:29 AM
4:30 am and I’m the drunkest I’ve ever been. Got to see NPBFAG and MIB and acknowledge I’m an aging millennial. Happy New Year!
Got home and didn’t have to shovel 💛 had to work this morning and drive in shitty conditions but this is still a win
December 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Got home and didn’t have to shovel 💛 had to work this morning and drive in shitty conditions but this is still a win
1. I love going on Grindr at my parents and seeing peoples profiles that say visiting when I know they still live there
2. Why are people still asking for weed on Grindr when it’s legal here and there’s new dispensaries open daily
2. Why are people still asking for weed on Grindr when it’s legal here and there’s new dispensaries open daily
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
1. I love going on Grindr at my parents and seeing peoples profiles that say visiting when I know they still live there
2. Why are people still asking for weed on Grindr when it’s legal here and there’s new dispensaries open daily
2. Why are people still asking for weed on Grindr when it’s legal here and there’s new dispensaries open daily
Going to my parents for Christmas = doing laundry for free. An amenity I took for granted.
December 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Going to my parents for Christmas = doing laundry for free. An amenity I took for granted.
Went to get my flu shot after work to find out that they were out of flu shots. I had resigned myself to get take out as a reward and here I am, getting take out still.
December 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Went to get my flu shot after work to find out that they were out of flu shots. I had resigned myself to get take out as a reward and here I am, getting take out still.
I have to shovel the driveway and I’m wondering if my neighbor is still going to park like a passive aggressive ass if I do so
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I have to shovel the driveway and I’m wondering if my neighbor is still going to park like a passive aggressive ass if I do so
Still sick but went out to do laundry and bought groceries to cook dinner for tonight. Now that I'm home I am feeling drained of all energy and willingness to do anything 🥲
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Still sick but went out to do laundry and bought groceries to cook dinner for tonight. Now that I'm home I am feeling drained of all energy and willingness to do anything 🥲
Got my ears pierced the other day and then immediately got sick with a cold
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Got my ears pierced the other day and then immediately got sick with a cold
Gonna walk in the rain to CVS to get antibacterial soap because that sounds more pleasant than getting in my car today
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Gonna walk in the rain to CVS to get antibacterial soap because that sounds more pleasant than getting in my car today
Woke up congested as all hell and I can’t tell if it’s just due to it being cold or I’m getting sick
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Woke up congested as all hell and I can’t tell if it’s just due to it being cold or I’m getting sick
I went to take the trash out and some random man pulled down my drive way to make a u-turn and I'm just standing there with a giant bag of trash in my hands like ...hey
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I went to take the trash out and some random man pulled down my drive way to make a u-turn and I'm just standing there with a giant bag of trash in my hands like ...hey
I've been going to Wh*le Foods somewhat regularly because it's walkable and one thing I've noticed is with how small their aisles are people really fucking love just parking their asses in the middle of them and scrolling on their phone
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I've been going to Wh*le Foods somewhat regularly because it's walkable and one thing I've noticed is with how small their aisles are people really fucking love just parking their asses in the middle of them and scrolling on their phone
I am now feeling the two large glasses of wine, a shot of tequila and 8-9 tequila red bulls from last night
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I am now feeling the two large glasses of wine, a shot of tequila and 8-9 tequila red bulls from last night
From last night at a bar called Rash
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
From last night at a bar called Rash
Took a later bus to avoid having to rush and that bus ended having a “mechanical brake down” causing me to now wait an hour for the next
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Took a later bus to avoid having to rush and that bus ended having a “mechanical brake down” causing me to now wait an hour for the next
Dinner and Law and Order, just like when I was growing up
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Dinner and Law and Order, just like when I was growing up
Thought I found a cockroach in my kitchen this morning but it was just a beetle thank god
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Thought I found a cockroach in my kitchen this morning but it was just a beetle thank god
This man hangs out at the little park at the end of the block a few nights a week and I'm not sure whats going on with him but he'll screech on occasion and he sounds like the Witch from Left 4 Dead
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This man hangs out at the little park at the end of the block a few nights a week and I'm not sure whats going on with him but he'll screech on occasion and he sounds like the Witch from Left 4 Dead
Forcing myself out for a walk even with the wind chill because I’ll regret it later. Feat. newly added ominous clown wall
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Forcing myself out for a walk even with the wind chill because I’ll regret it later. Feat. newly added ominous clown wall
I dreamt of doing nothing today but I must clean
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I dreamt of doing nothing today but I must clean