Jus10
@son-of-samus.bsky.social
They call me hadoken because I'm downright fierce.
It's Monday, on the eve of wintery weather. Work starts at 8:00 AM, and you live 40 minutes away. It's 8:01, and you pull through the Dunkin drive-thru a mile away from your house in the opposite direction.
You give no fucks.
You give no fucks.
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It's Monday, on the eve of wintery weather. Work starts at 8:00 AM, and you live 40 minutes away. It's 8:01, and you pull through the Dunkin drive-thru a mile away from your house in the opposite direction.
You give no fucks.
You give no fucks.
My coworker, just now: "I'll let you handle that monster. Then you can put it in."
BRB I just bit my tongue so hard my mouth is full of blood.
BRB I just bit my tongue so hard my mouth is full of blood.
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My coworker, just now: "I'll let you handle that monster. Then you can put it in."
BRB I just bit my tongue so hard my mouth is full of blood.
BRB I just bit my tongue so hard my mouth is full of blood.
I just backed Hatch Burritos on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/hat...
Hatch Burritos
Help us build our forever home and a taste of New Mexico in Durham!
www.kickstarter.com
October 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I just backed Hatch Burritos on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/hat...
Despite the expectation it would happen, and the understanding why it would happen, I am still butthurt about my eldest brother declining (with regret) his family's invite to my wedding. 😞
August 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Despite the expectation it would happen, and the understanding why it would happen, I am still butthurt about my eldest brother declining (with regret) his family's invite to my wedding. 😞
I need VH1 Behind the Music: The Guy Who Woos 21 Seconds In During Nirvana's "The Man Who Sold the World (Unplugged)".
July 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I need VH1 Behind the Music: The Guy Who Woos 21 Seconds In During Nirvana's "The Man Who Sold the World (Unplugged)".
I spent six hours in an NYC champagne room AMA.
June 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I spent six hours in an NYC champagne room AMA.
Did Jesus see his shadow today?
April 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Did Jesus see his shadow today?
don't look at my 401k don't look at my 401k don't look at my 401k don't look at my 401k don't look at my 401k don't look at my 401k
April 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
don't look at my 401k don't look at my 401k don't look at my 401k don't look at my 401k don't look at my 401k don't look at my 401k
I don't need it.
Pokémon Le Creuset Cocotte Ronde: Pikachu Edition
Add a touch of Pokémon magic to your kitchen with this Signature Cocotte Ronde by Le Creuset, featuring a Pikachu silhouette in relief on the lid. The bright Nectar color reflects Pikachu’s playful ch...
www.bokksu.com
March 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I don't need it.
Life hack: tell a potential caterer you're getting married and they'll give you a free tasting.
We had back to back tastings today and I'm super full after spending $0.
We had back to back tastings today and I'm super full after spending $0.
March 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Life hack: tell a potential caterer you're getting married and they'll give you a free tasting.
We had back to back tastings today and I'm super full after spending $0.
We had back to back tastings today and I'm super full after spending $0.
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Somehow, in the war between Russia and Ukraine, the first country to surrender was America.
March 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Somehow, in the war between Russia and Ukraine, the first country to surrender was America.
Measles Are Great Again.
February 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Measles Are Great Again.
Is the sieg heil just the new "Let's Go Brandon"? To own the libs?
February 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Is the sieg heil just the new "Let's Go Brandon"? To own the libs?
Overhead at a Thai restaurant: "I can't eat onions or garlic."
Woman, you're in the wrong neighborhood.
Woman, you're in the wrong neighborhood.
February 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Overhead at a Thai restaurant: "I can't eat onions or garlic."
Woman, you're in the wrong neighborhood.
Woman, you're in the wrong neighborhood.
I don't collect wrestling figs, but I am supremely tempted to grab one of these. 🤣
February 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I don't collect wrestling figs, but I am supremely tempted to grab one of these. 🤣
18 years ago today, I created a Facebook profile.
Now that it's a consenting adult, it can get fucked.
Gargle my balls, Zuck! Seacrest out.
Now that it's a consenting adult, it can get fucked.
Gargle my balls, Zuck! Seacrest out.
February 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
18 years ago today, I created a Facebook profile.
Now that it's a consenting adult, it can get fucked.
Gargle my balls, Zuck! Seacrest out.
Now that it's a consenting adult, it can get fucked.
Gargle my balls, Zuck! Seacrest out.
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This tweet is setting up the Trump administration to thrust the U.S. into a constitutional crisis and obliterate our system of checks and balances as we know it.
February 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This tweet is setting up the Trump administration to thrust the U.S. into a constitutional crisis and obliterate our system of checks and balances as we know it.
"Diary: Feb. 6 MEW gave birth. We named the newborn MEWTWO."
Happy birthday, Mewtwo!
Happy birthday, Mewtwo!
February 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"Diary: Feb. 6 MEW gave birth. We named the newborn MEWTWO."
Happy birthday, Mewtwo!
Happy birthday, Mewtwo!
Just posting this feel-good piece here for funsies.
DARK GOTHIC MAGA: How Tech Billionaires Plan to Destroy America
YouTube video by Blonde Politics | The Silly Serious
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February 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Just posting this feel-good piece here for funsies.
Oh no...
New Life-Size Gardevoir Plush Coming Soon to Pokemon Center! 🌠 #Pokemon
February 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Oh no...
I didn't get to watch Groundhog Day today. 💔
February 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I didn't get to watch Groundhog Day today. 💔
Every so often I come up with a funny new username, but can never commit to changing it. Today's example: Big Bad Doodoo Daddy.
That's a free one, internet.
That's a free one, internet.
February 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Every so often I come up with a funny new username, but can never commit to changing it. Today's example: Big Bad Doodoo Daddy.
That's a free one, internet.
That's a free one, internet.