Dropped my phone in a 400° oven
February 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Dropped my phone in a 400° oven
Did you know you can buy barrel leg jeans for a 3 month old
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Did you know you can buy barrel leg jeans for a 3 month old
I keep buying mugs without room for mugs but that isnt my business. Urge to buy pottery speaks, I listen.
January 27, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I keep buying mugs without room for mugs but that isnt my business. Urge to buy pottery speaks, I listen.
Ordered delivery groceries & expected the delivery person to be in a truck or jeep or something weather related but really they just pulled up very slowly in a 2000s lincoln town car that smelled so strongly of cigarettes i had to wash the dog food bag
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Ordered delivery groceries & expected the delivery person to be in a truck or jeep or something weather related but really they just pulled up very slowly in a 2000s lincoln town car that smelled so strongly of cigarettes i had to wash the dog food bag
Throat hurts after eating peanut butter
Surely means nothing
Surely means nothing
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Throat hurts after eating peanut butter
Surely means nothing
Surely means nothing
Clothes shopping online & I must ask myself do I like the outfit or do I just like the model
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Clothes shopping online & I must ask myself do I like the outfit or do I just like the model
BIG IF TRUE!!!
it’s everyone be nice to @sompky.bsky.social dahy
January 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
BIG IF TRUE!!!
Having a 2 month old baby son is so much more fun than a 1 month old or any amount of days old prior
Simultaneously cannot wait for additional days while wanting to just stay here with a smiley happy soft lil feller
Simultaneously cannot wait for additional days while wanting to just stay here with a smiley happy soft lil feller
January 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Having a 2 month old baby son is so much more fun than a 1 month old or any amount of days old prior
Simultaneously cannot wait for additional days while wanting to just stay here with a smiley happy soft lil feller
Simultaneously cannot wait for additional days while wanting to just stay here with a smiley happy soft lil feller
measles exposure at the Ark
January 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
measles exposure at the Ark
College advisor working on a day the school is closed to unlock my courses so I cant use their vacation time as an excuse to not work on my demand projections and other silly tasks
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
College advisor working on a day the school is closed to unlock my courses so I cant use their vacation time as an excuse to not work on my demand projections and other silly tasks
My dog slept through fireworks and hasn't barked at a single one. Is this like marley and me should I be worried
January 1, 2026 at 7:23 AM
My dog slept through fireworks and hasn't barked at a single one. Is this like marley and me should I be worried
A marketing strategy that always works on me is a mystery box/bag. Yes I will spend money on the vague idea of what I could get in return
Blame stems from neopets I think
Blame stems from neopets I think
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
A marketing strategy that always works on me is a mystery box/bag. Yes I will spend money on the vague idea of what I could get in return
Blame stems from neopets I think
Blame stems from neopets I think
*me in business school*
I have a demand forecast due at 12
I have a demand forecast due at 12
December 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
*me in business school*
I have a demand forecast due at 12
I have a demand forecast due at 12
Are the people who do intentional rejection exposure therapy brave or do they have humiliation kinks
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Are the people who do intentional rejection exposure therapy brave or do they have humiliation kinks
9:59 as a time looks good. I like it
December 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
9:59 as a time looks good. I like it
Reconsidering everything i ever thought was beautiful before seeing baby son smile in his sleep
December 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Reconsidering everything i ever thought was beautiful before seeing baby son smile in his sleep
Just had a spider slide down its..string?? From the ceiling, like they do, but instead of it coming from the ceiling it came from my own eyelashes on my own face
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just had a spider slide down its..string?? From the ceiling, like they do, but instead of it coming from the ceiling it came from my own eyelashes on my own face
I've been starting too many conversations with "so I read a thing that said--" but i have been reading a lot of things that say stuff lately
December 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I've been starting too many conversations with "so I read a thing that said--" but i have been reading a lot of things that say stuff lately
When I bake cookies I must sample a cookie from each batch just to make sure they're all OK as a service to the other people eating the cookies and not as an excuse to eat 4 warm cookies
December 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
When I bake cookies I must sample a cookie from each batch just to make sure they're all OK as a service to the other people eating the cookies and not as an excuse to eat 4 warm cookies
I've seen two separate videos today of people making oatmeal with water.
Not even like the packet kind just old fashioned oats in a pot of water
Is this what we are doing
Not even like the packet kind just old fashioned oats in a pot of water
Is this what we are doing
December 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I've seen two separate videos today of people making oatmeal with water.
Not even like the packet kind just old fashioned oats in a pot of water
Is this what we are doing
Not even like the packet kind just old fashioned oats in a pot of water
Is this what we are doing
Spent all day yesterday thinking it was Monday. Shocked to learn otherwise & had to triple check
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Spent all day yesterday thinking it was Monday. Shocked to learn otherwise & had to triple check
I saw someone say to avoid drinking carbonated drinks when breastfeeding because it can give your baby gas and it took me 3 weeks to get my critical thinking skills back enough to realize that makes no sense!
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I saw someone say to avoid drinking carbonated drinks when breastfeeding because it can give your baby gas and it took me 3 weeks to get my critical thinking skills back enough to realize that makes no sense!
December 1st on a monday and its snowing???
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
December 1st on a monday and its snowing???
Oat milk isnt good but I will drink it
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Oat milk isnt good but I will drink it