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💾 Garrison 🥩
@somniconsciousness.bsky.social
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somniconsciousness.bsky.social
oh mtmygod /pos
Image of a small hampster with really big, completely black eyes. It looks very sad, invoking a feeling that it has tears that are forming and threatening to spill.
April 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
i cant stop laughing at them im so sorry
Bootleg plushies of the V1, V2, and Gabriel ULTRAKILL plushies
April 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
PLEASE 💔💔 LET HER GO 💔💔💔
V2 ULTRAKILL in a wheelchair, with its left arm and right leg missing. It is missing its lower left leg. V2, in the wheelchair, is pushing itself into the player, V1, who is flipping off V2 with its left arm, and holding a pistol in the other arm.
April 2, 2025 at 8:47 AM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
sorry stupif fucking idiot got too excited and is banished for a while
March 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
1) "Cease and desist" but cease and desist what, my silliness streak? Hell nah, yo ass tweaking jigsaw !!! /ref

2) CUTEE!!! This sphere looks very polite :-D!!
March 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
we have disdain. disdain doesnt like a lot of people uh thats all for now

also why did i leave this post-making tab open for like 3 days. my bad
March 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
apathy stop being somehow cool (theres nothing written for them on their profile at all)
March 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
their name is apathy and they dont gaf. uh. they liked fighting with their sword so much they completely discarded their shotgun and just focused on upgrading they sword. of course, that nerfs their arsenal. poor apathy. but they dont care. hashtag girlboss

swordsmachines disdain and vinyl soon
March 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
thank you. i am incredibly flattered. my job as a biblically inaccurate angel with adhd is to exist on every social media ever, and create anything i want with my two bare hands, because i can or whatever god said to me before i fell flat on my face down here /j
Two anonymous Picasso messages from Straw.page, addressed to me (machiavellianbach). The first message at the bottom reads: "I was trying to look up something and it led me to your old strawpage that led me to your twitter that led me here. Im amazed at how detailed you make these things holy shit". The second message at the top follows up the first message, and it reads: "I just looked further. HOW ARE YOU ON EVERY PLATFORM IN EXISTENCE." Both messages were sent to the "aperture-yuri" Straw.page. (Side note: This post was also published to Twitter/X)
February 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
found an insignificant fuck in my cereal do i win
V1 Ultrakill as a little creature, emerging from a cereal box
January 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
i love seeing this stuff. might make this my profile picture because what even is this lol i love it /pos
January 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
a tear rolls down my face /pos
November 19, 2024 at 10:36 AM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
oh god im up to no good again. scheming again /silly
November 19, 2024 at 7:51 AM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
im not waving to this guy /silly/j
A screenshot of Discord. It is a direct message preview of a chat with an account named 'Wheatley', and next to the name there is an option to send a sticker to 'Wheatley' as a first greeting.
November 19, 2024 at 4:13 AM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
OH OH!!!! UPDATE!!! I FOUND A DANGOMUSHI!!!11!! + ANOTHER SILLY :-3
A photograph of a Ligia exotica, also known as a Sea Roach or Wharf Roach. A photo of a pill bug, curled up on my hand. A photo of a pill bug in a container. I did this because it wouldn't unroll in my hand. And yes, I did let it go like 5 minutes later because it felt cruel to suddenly put it in a plastic container, but it did have plants, soil, and rocks to climb and such.
November 14, 2024 at 4:39 PM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
#portal yuri... i say, with tears in my eyes....
A digital drawing of Chell and GLaDOS from Portal 2. Chell sits down on the ground and beckoning GLaDOS to come closer with one hand. GLaDOS leans down from the ceiling and is very close to Chell. They are colored in a solid off-white colour. The background is a soft yellow cream colour, and there are texts, that when combined, read: "'Cause there's nobody better than you.", which is are a string of lyrics of the song Goodbye, My Danish Sweetheart by Mitski.
November 13, 2024 at 3:19 PM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
[kinsonas] hey,,, what if we were robots and uh........ held hands........ just... just wondering,,,
A cropped image of a sketch of Wheatley and GLaDOS from Portal 2, both with robotic, human-like bodies. They are holding hands.
November 13, 2024 at 1:15 PM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
[My sona] whoopie! today marks the day i finished the womb escape obby >o< (/silly)
A digital drawing of a fish girl holding the Black Forest Cake from Portal, for the artist's birthday. She has fins attached to her human ears, as well as a tail that protrudes from her lower back. It is a Masu Salmon tail. She wears a party hat, a long sleeved blouse, a thin bow tie, salmon roe bracelets, a vest with a scale pattern at the side, and a miniskirt. She is grinning joyfully, enjoying the birthday occassion. She has a thin star shaled scar on the left of her face, as well as a smaller scar below the star shaped one. There is a "15!" next to her, marking the age that the artist is turning.
November 6, 2024 at 2:54 PM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
gotta catch em all !!!
October 29, 2024 at 8:26 AM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
wait. wait the rabbit hole gets deeper. kurapika was my fav when i used to like hxh more. uh..... welp i cant turn back now,,
October 27, 2024 at 9:13 AM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
everything is coming into play. the blocks are falling into place. no fucking wonder ive loved the ohmu since like forever. wtf
October 27, 2024 at 9:11 AM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier
A photo of a bracelet, made out of beads. It is themed around the Sapphic flag, with yellow, white, pink and purple beads of varying sizes that match the colors of the Sapphic flag.
October 26, 2024 at 2:12 PM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
if,,, if i could,, these are Sanguine and GLaDOS,, san is almost always dying to know more things, so paired with an almost infinite of collection, glados, they can talk FOR HOURS!! san also tests for glados, and they like to sit together in the central ai chamber and touch cores together...T_T /pos
A digitally drawn doodle of an original character 'Sanguine', and GLaDOS from Portal 2. Both have robotic heads, appearing to have humanoid bodies as well. GLaDOS wears a shirt that says, "SHE'S ME'S", whilst Sanguine wears a shirt that days, "I'M SHE'S", both referencing a meme of two characters wearing matching couple shirts with incredibly poor English grammar as a humor tactic.
October 25, 2024 at 12:28 PM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
i was meant to post that 7 hours ago, but then i got busy.. though, im now making a glados one! :-3
An assortment of beads and lettered beads in a GLaDOS Portal 2 theme.
October 25, 2024 at 9:12 AM
somniconsciousness.bsky.social
i bought the wrong bead size but!!! i did make do with what i got.. machivellian bach bracelet!!!!

im. im not gonna lie. the text is a bit too long?? im thinking of making more, like wheatley (or maybe moron? that works too), and other portal references.. /vpos
A photo of a bracelet. It has a blue and white theme, with letters that spell out "MACHIAVELLIAN BACH", a Portal 2 song reference.
October 25, 2024 at 9:10 AM