He says 8P and I love that about him.

I don't think I would have survived that tbh

Constantly. I especially love when it's in the form of his disembodied head inserted in a graph right where shit starts hitting the fan which just so happens to line up when he was elected into office.

If all parties consent, and are fully aware of any dangers such a thing involves, I would still find it morally dubious if it leads to grievous bodily harm or death. Worm guy is into it and can regenerate, but will eating his flesh harm whoever is doing it, and are they aware of it if so?

RIGHT the one-shot feels like a fever dream but it's 100% canon.

Once Kakashi retired from being Hokage they went on a HOT SPRINGS ROAD TRIP together. They are incredibly married.

But also as per my other reply, I want to torment Kakashi eternally, and Obito is an amazing way to do that.

I dodged that bullet as a teenager only for it to hit me in my 30s, he's such a cringe loser and I need to torment him eternally

From what I know, it's the ironing that usually gets to quilters.

GOD I remember these. Recently watched a video essay on their issues, particularly the rampant racism in them. Just wild.