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November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Young US tech billionaires can take a flying leap off a short pier.
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Young US tech billionaires can take a flying leap off a short pier.
"The Canadian prime minister talks about renegotiating trade deals under Trump, balancing climate goals with oil revenue and why Canada can’t afford to let Washington lead."
Curious when the US will figure out they can't afford to let Washington lead.
Curious when the US will figure out they can't afford to let Washington lead.
October 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"The Canadian prime minister talks about renegotiating trade deals under Trump, balancing climate goals with oil revenue and why Canada can’t afford to let Washington lead."
Curious when the US will figure out they can't afford to let Washington lead.
Curious when the US will figure out they can't afford to let Washington lead.
"The Trump administration has prompted a deluge of questions and answered few."
The want to keep it as a surprise, but girls 17 and under will get free admission to the Epstein Ballroom.
The want to keep it as a surprise, but girls 17 and under will get free admission to the Epstein Ballroom.
October 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"The Trump administration has prompted a deluge of questions and answered few."
The want to keep it as a surprise, but girls 17 and under will get free admission to the Epstein Ballroom.
The want to keep it as a surprise, but girls 17 and under will get free admission to the Epstein Ballroom.
'Trump has signed what’s called a “presidential finding,”'
Trump couldn't find his ass if his head was up it. I rest my case.
Trump couldn't find his ass if his head was up it. I rest my case.
October 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
'Trump has signed what’s called a “presidential finding,”'
Trump couldn't find his ass if his head was up it. I rest my case.
Trump couldn't find his ass if his head was up it. I rest my case.
This is perfectly fine. He's grabbing Trump by the pussy.
October 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is perfectly fine. He's grabbing Trump by the pussy.
There's a perfectly logical explanation for the lack of any injury, and Trump coming out unscathed. The bullet went in one ear, and out the other. He didn't want us to know, so he covered it up. With a maxi-pad.
October 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There's a perfectly logical explanation for the lack of any injury, and Trump coming out unscathed. The bullet went in one ear, and out the other. He didn't want us to know, so he covered it up. With a maxi-pad.
If Republicans didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all.
Kegsbreath is pouring himself a double to prove it.
Kegsbreath is pouring himself a double to prove it.
October 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If Republicans didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all.
Kegsbreath is pouring himself a double to prove it.
Kegsbreath is pouring himself a double to prove it.
Donald Trump's future presidential library should be the wheeled cart that shows up at his cell every day, with a selection of magazines, colouring, and pop-up books for his entertainment.
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Donald Trump's future presidential library should be the wheeled cart that shows up at his cell every day, with a selection of magazines, colouring, and pop-up books for his entertainment.
I'm boycotting anything from the US that I possibly can - produce, booze, you name it, and I'm certainly not crossing the border into the US for a very long time, if ever again.
October 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm boycotting anything from the US that I possibly can - produce, booze, you name it, and I'm certainly not crossing the border into the US for a very long time, if ever again.
Twenty years from now, catchers will be sitting on little retractable stools that pop up from the dirt whenever their ass appears a foot above it, and vanish into the dirt if they take their weight off it. You heard it here first.
October 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Twenty years from now, catchers will be sitting on little retractable stools that pop up from the dirt whenever their ass appears a foot above it, and vanish into the dirt if they take their weight off it. You heard it here first.
Just put a line item on every receipt called the "Trump Tariff".
October 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Just put a line item on every receipt called the "Trump Tariff".
Live 5 News, you mispelled Cadet Bone Spurs.
October 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Live 5 News, you mispelled Cadet Bone Spurs.
World Cup fans would be smart if they avoided visiting the US, and instead went to World Cup games in Canada and Mexico.
October 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
World Cup fans would be smart if they avoided visiting the US, and instead went to World Cup games in Canada and Mexico.
Newt Gingrich? The New York Times is really scraping the bottom of a very putrid barrel here.
September 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Newt Gingrich? The New York Times is really scraping the bottom of a very putrid barrel here.
Trump hasn't made a valid point in his entire life, and the last time Hegseth made one it was noting it was last call just in time to order a drink.
September 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Trump hasn't made a valid point in his entire life, and the last time Hegseth made one it was noting it was last call just in time to order a drink.
The fact is, Trump is full of shit. Start with that and everything else makes sense.
September 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The fact is, Trump is full of shit. Start with that and everything else makes sense.
Are they going to train China to take Taiwan in just three days? Hey Google, add popcorn to my shopping list.
September 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Are they going to train China to take Taiwan in just three days? Hey Google, add popcorn to my shopping list.
Canada here. Vegas is deep inside what has become a shithole country. We're not visiting.
September 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Canada here. Vegas is deep inside what has become a shithole country. We're not visiting.
"The head of Germany's answer to DOGE wants to scale back regulation and 'open up the gates'"
The only correct answer to DOGE is no.
The only correct answer to DOGE is no.
September 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"The head of Germany's answer to DOGE wants to scale back regulation and 'open up the gates'"
The only correct answer to DOGE is no.
The only correct answer to DOGE is no.
Who cares what Trump says. He's either lying, whining, or taking a shit.
September 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Who cares what Trump says. He's either lying, whining, or taking a shit.
"I don't take responsibility at all." - Donald J. Trump
September 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"I don't take responsibility at all." - Donald J. Trump
If something seems too good to be true, it usually is.
September 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If something seems too good to be true, it usually is.
In order for Trump to become unhinged, he would have to be hinged first.
September 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
In order for Trump to become unhinged, he would have to be hinged first.