Your Cool, Grumpy Uncle
somewisecracker.bsky.social
Your Cool, Grumpy Uncle
@somewisecracker.bsky.social
Applying logic to reality
Amendment XIV (1868)
Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.
June 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Words like "shocking", "horrifying" and even "concerning" are pointless wastes of everyone's time and energy. They are just vectors for the contagion that is your momentarily poor mental health.

Do something. Give others an avenue to do something positive in response. We are not your therapists.
June 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Do you want to poop every morning?

Take a 5 min walk and drink a glass of water.

You just need to wake up your guts. If there is poop to be pooped, you will poop.
June 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Had a wild conversation at the barber shop. Explained a lot about how people make terrible decisions that seem obviously wrong in hindsight.
I was kind of shaggy, about a week overdue due for a cut. My regular guy was booked up, so I went to a place that takes walk-ins. While I was sitting there...
June 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Republicans: We're taking your money and giving it to these billionaires. Shut up and do as you're told.

Democrats: Democracy is collapsing!! I'm not going to fix it or help you, but you need to give me 5 bucks right now! I promise it'll matter! My track record speaks for itself ... scratch that
May 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Why is Sherlock & Co. forcing me to listen to right wing propaganda on Spotify? @docjwatsonmd.bsky.social can you talk to goalhanger please? I listen to many other podcasts that don't carry political ads. I love the show, but have rated it 1 star because of this.
May 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Anyone with an 8th grade education should be able to refute #flatearth arguments. The problem isn't that they challenge established science; it's that you never learned it.

This is simple. "Oh, the earth is flat? Okay, explain time zones."

Less #trustthescience, more understand its impact.
May 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM