Somewheretravelled
@somewheretravelled.bsky.social
Latin American History and Culture - Manufacturing - Poetry and Short Stories. I love Airplanes, Birds, Astronomy, Reading, and Oysters. Hablo Español 🇪🇸 YNWA - EMU alum
We had to pawn that shower cap so we could buy some scratch offs. Just look for the eggs. Happy Thanksgiving Pastor! Today I am thankful for our soon to be Fuehrer-President, your jet, and Liberty University's new Pool Management degree!
November 28, 2024 at 2:30 PM
We had to pawn that shower cap so we could buy some scratch offs. Just look for the eggs. Happy Thanksgiving Pastor! Today I am thankful for our soon to be Fuehrer-President, your jet, and Liberty University's new Pool Management degree!
Agreed. Absolutely incredible!
November 28, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Agreed. Absolutely incredible!
Look for me on Sunday. I will be the one with the license plate “Noflake” If you can’t see the license plate, look for the signs of my son’s Chronic Lice Infestation.
November 26, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Look for me on Sunday. I will be the one with the license plate “Noflake” If you can’t see the license plate, look for the signs of my son’s Chronic Lice Infestation.
Just checking, but is it ok if I come to church with my brand new F350 complete with Bull’s Testicles hanging off of the hitch (Of course there is nothing in the truck bed) and a bumper sticker that says “Let’s go Brandon”? I won’t be drinking an $8 Latte because..inflation..
November 25, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Just checking, but is it ok if I come to church with my brand new F350 complete with Bull’s Testicles hanging off of the hitch (Of course there is nothing in the truck bed) and a bumper sticker that says “Let’s go Brandon”? I won’t be drinking an $8 Latte because..inflation..
This is probably good. Alabama’s Roy Moore should be the clear front runner. They have been demolishing all of these malls lately. You belong in the air.
November 22, 2024 at 6:59 PM
This is probably good. Alabama’s Roy Moore should be the clear front runner. They have been demolishing all of these malls lately. You belong in the air.
Pastor, also another good way to protect women is to trade them in for newer versions of them every 10-15 years, so they don’t get too comfortable. Also, when your wife has a kid and is suffering from depression after birth, embrace a new woman for an evening at a golf event. Keep them guessing!
November 21, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Pastor, also another good way to protect women is to trade them in for newer versions of them every 10-15 years, so they don’t get too comfortable. Also, when your wife has a kid and is suffering from depression after birth, embrace a new woman for an evening at a golf event. Keep them guessing!
Pastor, women don’t know it yet, but it will be the best administration of all time for them. It will be that way because Christians will be praying for the women. Time well spent. Don’t pick them up when they fall down. Tell them “Bless your heart” and then walk to your giant SUV and think of them
November 21, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Pastor, women don’t know it yet, but it will be the best administration of all time for them. It will be that way because Christians will be praying for the women. Time well spent. Don’t pick them up when they fall down. Tell them “Bless your heart” and then walk to your giant SUV and think of them
When I was going to Liberty University, a higher-up there (Don’t want to name names) suggested a technique involving pool cleaning personnel, my wife, and a comfortable recliner. I don’t if that would help but you may want to consider it.
November 20, 2024 at 5:12 PM
When I was going to Liberty University, a higher-up there (Don’t want to name names) suggested a technique involving pool cleaning personnel, my wife, and a comfortable recliner. I don’t if that would help but you may want to consider it.
Is your marriage shaky because you are doing the right thing and occasionally praying/thinking for your wife? When she asks you to help with dinner, you tell her that you will pray for her? When she was wants you to listen, you answer “I’m praying for you instead”. Then it’s her problem.
November 20, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Is your marriage shaky because you are doing the right thing and occasionally praying/thinking for your wife? When she asks you to help with dinner, you tell her that you will pray for her? When she was wants you to listen, you answer “I’m praying for you instead”. Then it’s her problem.
@ionaitalia.bsky.social This is way for those who disagree with the fact that Elon Musk’s relationship with the future government is too close, and the idea that X can be anything but a mouthpiece for him in the aggregate is doubtful. Also, some of us are pissed and motivated. Hope to see you here.
November 20, 2024 at 12:36 AM
@ionaitalia.bsky.social This is way for those who disagree with the fact that Elon Musk’s relationship with the future government is too close, and the idea that X can be anything but a mouthpiece for him in the aggregate is doubtful. Also, some of us are pissed and motivated. Hope to see you here.
Well you won’t be able to see him when you are at Flight Level 37 in the BBJ so you needed to get it done right away. I salute you!
November 19, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Well you won’t be able to see him when you are at Flight Level 37 in the BBJ so you needed to get it done right away. I salute you!
Did they buy him a gift card that he could use at all the merchants that he unceremoniously kicked out of the temple? A White Elephant gift? The 11 pious disciples and that weirdo Judas had an epic sense of humor. Now I know why I tithe.
November 18, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Did they buy him a gift card that he could use at all the merchants that he unceremoniously kicked out of the temple? A White Elephant gift? The 11 pious disciples and that weirdo Judas had an epic sense of humor. Now I know why I tithe.
I’m imagining a big beautiful wall with lint brushes rolling back and forth. The wall will be so tall that immigrants will only will be able to dig underneath it now. The Avocados..well those woke hipster people say that they are a source of healthy fat…like Michelle Obama. No thank you!
November 18, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I’m imagining a big beautiful wall with lint brushes rolling back and forth. The wall will be so tall that immigrants will only will be able to dig underneath it now. The Avocados..well those woke hipster people say that they are a source of healthy fat…like Michelle Obama. No thank you!
If you are bringing up things that are woke, then these damn Boneless Wings, that flavorless Ranch Dressing, people who don’t tithe, vaccines, and those electric cars that Satan himself sent…they are all Woke! Also Chronic Lice Infestations that don’t go away with occasional prayer are the Wokest!
November 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
If you are bringing up things that are woke, then these damn Boneless Wings, that flavorless Ranch Dressing, people who don’t tithe, vaccines, and those electric cars that Satan himself sent…they are all Woke! Also Chronic Lice Infestations that don’t go away with occasional prayer are the Wokest!
It’s the same as every time someone eats Ranch Dressing a little taste bud is killed, and every time someone eats a dressed up Chicken Finger a “Boneless Wing” the whole country loses brain cells. We don’t need those things on our collective consciences.
November 18, 2024 at 12:40 AM
It’s the same as every time someone eats Ranch Dressing a little taste bud is killed, and every time someone eats a dressed up Chicken Finger a “Boneless Wing” the whole country loses brain cells. We don’t need those things on our collective consciences.
I highly recommend “House Made of Dawn”
November 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I highly recommend “House Made of Dawn”
I’m going to scream the prayer so that he can hear it over the sound of those CFM-56 engines on your BBJ. Also, I’m going to finish with a “Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.” because the pay me to say it.
November 16, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I’m going to scream the prayer so that he can hear it over the sound of those CFM-56 engines on your BBJ. Also, I’m going to finish with a “Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.” because the pay me to say it.
Just so you know he is here
November 16, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Just so you know he is here
Every flake that doesn’t end up in our Cabinet ends up being another sign that we spent our money the right away, on jet fuel for your BBJ. Keep preaching!
November 16, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Every flake that doesn’t end up in our Cabinet ends up being another sign that we spent our money the right away, on jet fuel for your BBJ. Keep preaching!
I was thinking about “Whatsaboutism”the other day when I was in Walgreens. My son’s chronic lice infestation was acting up and we were probably spreading it to other kids, but then I thought “Whatabout that guy that was cleaning Jerry Falwell’s pool.” No money for medicine, plenty for tithing
November 15, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I was thinking about “Whatsaboutism”the other day when I was in Walgreens. My son’s chronic lice infestation was acting up and we were probably spreading it to other kids, but then I thought “Whatabout that guy that was cleaning Jerry Falwell’s pool.” No money for medicine, plenty for tithing