I feel so seen

I just watched “Death of a Unicorn” and was rooting for his violent demise the whole time. I have never felt that way about Paul Rudd until now, so whatever this is about I am on board.

Sam is such an icon! Dressed better than any fifteen year old boy named
Sam that I ever saw.

My (recently adult) kid has a shirt that says they got pegged at Cracker Barrel.

I’ve got a cardinal couple dominating my bird feeder this year, so now I’m imagining terrifying Dr. Who style monster angels just out there in the yard and my only defense is this pair of birds. I’ll keep getting those sunflower seeds they like even if they leave all of the husk trash for me.

My dad would be in the pool, assuring me that he’d catch me if I’d jump, and then absolutely did not. I trusted him a lot 😭

Oh god I had such a crush on him like 25 years ago. I named my kid after him kind of. The reality of getting an android boyfriend is more possible now than ever, it’s time to revisit that crush. From afar, though, on your emotional support desk husband. 🤖

“I feel the pain of everyone, then I feel nothing.”
-J Mascis